Sip & Surf Sunday 10th Year Anniversary Special Edition

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Bless you!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!
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An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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58 Newspaper Headlines

58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Saftey Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

5. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies In House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

10. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

11. Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over

12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

13. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops Off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

17. Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

21. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

22. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

23. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

24. Stolen Painting Found By Tree

25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

26. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

27. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84

30. War Dims Hope For Peace

31. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

32. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

35. Deer Kill 17,000

36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

37. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

38. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

39. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

41. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Needy

42. Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire

43. British Union Finds Dwarves In Short Supply

44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

46. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

49. Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing

50. Air Head Fired

51. Steals Clock, Faces Time

52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

53. Old School Pillars are Replaced By Alumni

54. Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board

55. Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

56. Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction

57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

58. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

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Good morning everyboomie.


I have baked my children in many cookies, I'll have you know. Whenever they were maliscious.


Ah, I mean I included them when I was baking cookies.


Susie Homemaker that I am.


I still have two very healthy boys.......out of four. That's good right??


Well, I was reading yesterday's diner, and I remembered we're going to have a wing ding today to celibacy CELEBRATE!!


Yes, we should celebrate me getting my memory back..........just as soon as I remember who I am. or who me is.


The problem is, I...... ...or me, have to be at work at 7am. BOOO BOOOO!!


7 to 4


Yeah I know.


I don't get my birthday or Veteran's Day off either.


There should be a law against that.


Have a happy day everyone, and I'll see you all after 4.


joe

Have a great Sunday Boomers.

Happy Anniversary Joe's Diner! Who'd have guessed when you first started that 10 years later we'd still be here. We've been through tears, laughs and lots of sharing. Not to mention the best coffee in town. Thank you Joe, for all you do.

Have and awesome day everyone!

Have a great Sunday,Joe,Ana, SQFan and all who follow later.
We are going to see Pinokio in a child theater.
Can wait,son too.

Good Morning and Happy Anniversary Joe's Diner and everyone! Ana it is amazing and hard to believe we've all been coming to Joe's for that long! We have shared lots of laughter, fun and sadness too. But best of all we share a wonderful, unique, caring, friendship that extends all over the world! SpaceQ and Haroula enjoy! Lots of pastry, danish and cinnamon coffee cake to go along with Joe's coffee! Waffles and pancakes made fresh to order too! Enjoy the Day everyone!

Happy Anniversary Joe's Diner. We've shared many Happy and many Sad times with the most Wonderful of friends. Thank you Joe and all my Diner friends, may your Sunday be a Special one. Hugs, Gail. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, Pancakes, Toast, and most of all Anniversary Cake in the NC.

Happy Anniversaary Joe's Diner. I may not post a lot here but I do check in to make sure my friends are doing well and to keep up on the latest. And thanks Joe.. you do an amazing job. :-)

Good Morning Boomers


Happy 10th Anniversary Diner Joe! I'm so glad I have this Diner to come to every morning!

Haroula, enjoy the theater.

Space, good day to you.

Ana, enjoy whatever plans you have for the day.

Gerry, yes on the best coffee in the world.

Connie, enjoy the day. Anniversary cake is welcomed with my coffee.

Winfrey, good morning. Nice to see you!

A very happy, sweet memories and looking forward to future happy days with everyone in the Diner. Happy Anniversary Diner.

I don't often comment in the diner, but I do enjoy reading your daily posts Joe. Thank you for providing daily smiles to so many, even when your day is hectic or tiring. GB is blessed to have you on board. Looking forward to the next 10 years.

Happy Anniversary! 🎉

Thanks Joe!

Happy Anniversary to Joe's Diner!

Happy 10th Anniversary to Joe's Diner and may all have a happy day.

Many thanks to you, Joe - and a big thank you for all the smiles that you have given us for the past 10 years.

Happy TENTH Anniversary! Can't believe it's been that long! I think I'll take the day off work to celebrate. Oh oh, I don't work, I'll have to celebrate anyway. Hooray!

Hey everyone! Head on over and enter the giveaway here.

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks, once again, for your special openers, and Happy 10th Anniversary! It has been such a pleasure for all 'Boomies to have you here! Thank you, sweet Joe, and here's to another 10!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Celebrating my grandson's birthday today! Should be a wonderful day!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

WooHoo, 10 years! Joe

Joe's Diner; a great place to hang out. Thanks Joe.

May all enjoy a cup-a-jo....

Happy Anniversary to Joe's wonderful diner!!! Ten years...it seems like just yesterday when you opened. Thanks for all the wonderful laughs every morning and here's to ten more years Joe!!!

Been up early and had to work breakfast at the Moose Lodge this morning. My feet are glad that is over and now I can relax!! Ahhhhhhhhh!

Have a lovely day everybody!!


Nan

Joe! Very happy that you decided to make the history.

Uh, I think I posted in the wrong thread.

10 years and no less confused.

Hello everybody.

Thank you all for taking time out of your day to drop in and for the nice congrats.

WOW!!! Thanks to Marita and Ana for putting up the nice gift drawing. It is very thoughtful.

Good luck to everybody.

When I got off of work I had to take my little doggie out to run, and play around the creek. We have had tons of rain, and not much chance to get out of the house. On my last day off it rained all day. It's now supposed to storm and rain again for the next two days. I'm so sorry for all the people in California suffering from the drought. I wish I could send you some of this rain.

Well, about 10 years ago I was searching for some help with one of the first adventure games I played. I hopped around on line, and eventually landed on GameBoomers.

I actually didn't participate in any discussions for a very long time, until I looked in Mixed Bag one day, and saw a discussion about something that I just had to throw my 2 cents worth in. I don't even remember what it was about, but after that I kind of started popping in every morning to say hello to folks who were here, and to see what was going on in peoples lives around the country, and the world. Then, I just decided to try and brighten everyone's day with a joke or two.

All the moderators, admins, and MaG, of course were so nice, and everyone who posted is always so nice and respectful of everyone else. How can you not like visiting here.

The rest is history.

I still enjoy reading what everyone is up to, although I don't spend as much time posting. Heck we used to have 700 to 1000 hits, and 100 post nearly every day.

Thank you everyone for making my day!!

joe wave

Want me to delete it or do you just want to edit a bit?

Yes


Sorry Ana. Just let it stay in both ok?

Happy Anniversary Joe. You are the best. Where would we be without your comments and jokes to start our day every morning.

Midgie

Thank you Midgie, and we used to have some grand hot tub parties at your place too didn't we?


joe

Joe, you said yed so I deleted it. Sorry, I missed your edit.