Thump Day

Funny Sayings Part 2

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy

If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep

Guns don’t kill people… but they make it real easy.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Born free… taxed to death.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Funny Sayings Part 3

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

If, a two letter word for futility

I don’t care, I don’t have to.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

All men are idiots … I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

Earth first…we’ll mine the other planets later.

Give pizza chants.

The sex was so god even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

I don’t have to be dead to donate my organ.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.

I have the body of a god… Buddha!

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy

If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; but most days I let her sleep in.

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Good morning everyboomie.


I would dearly love to sleep in with Grumpy, but I have to be somewhere at 5:00am..........so.


I got off at 6:09, rushed home 'cooked' some soup for supper, got my shower, and I should be in bed asleep right now.........so.


I hope you all have a so so day.


Have a so happy day ok?


joe

Have a great day joe and everyone!

The weather is finally getting better here, I hope it is for all of you too!

It is nice here too Ana. Have a great Thursday Boomers.

It's about time, huh, SpaceQ?

I can get used to this nice weather.

Me too! I'm hoping that we are done with the 40's!

Good Morning Boomers:

Joe, wishing you a so so happy day!

Space, good morning and good weather.

Ana, weather better here also. Finally shut my heat off.

Wishing every Boomer a wonderful day.

Have a happy day everyone!

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Have a happy Thump Day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

Gail, I shut my heat off yesterday. We tried to keep it off awhile back but it was crazy cold again and had to flip it back on.

Haroula, have a great day! Beach time yet?

Darlene, one more day to the weekend! Woohoo!

Hawks won last night. Crazy nail biting game!

Thumping Good Thursday ya'll

Hubby and I were up and out early. It was pleasantly cool. Pushed ourselves and the doggies around the park for 45 minutes. Home to clean up, cut up some watermelon, grab some tea, and then collapse back in the bed for a bit. Made it back down the stairs on my second go round with out falling. Fed us all, and now sitting and surfing. This will be followed by book cooking part 2.

Daughter is USA bound

Joe, love the sayings!

Ana, I hope you are able to get out and about in this better weather. How many more games, Ana?

Space, have a wonderful day.

Gail, glad your heat is off now. We will be over 90. Come on down.

Haroula

Darlene, happy skooshing!

Dreary June Gloom morning around here. Unlike yesterday and the day before when they predicted gloomy stuff and the weather was awesome sunny and cool.

Today I get to try to bluff my way out of a situation having to do with that darned empty house. Ugh! I'll tell ya all about it in Sorta's Neighborhood when I know I've gotten myself untangled. Laid the groundwork already and think I can be 'undercover' as usual if things go as planned today. Wish it would all go away.

Welcome to London!!! Or it's sister city! Nothing but FOG!! Oh ya and some mist in the air. Don't think the sun will be shinning todday.

Was up way too early for a doc appointment and a few errands. Now home.

Joe thanks for the chuckles!

Ana congrats on the win!!

Haroula, Gail, Space, Darlene, Sorta! Have a lovely day!

L4l good luck with the book cooking.


Nan

Sorta

Nan, glad you found your way in the fog.

Oh Sorta, take care anyway you've got alot of us on your side. How's the Princess?

Perfect summer weather here -hot sunny mosquitos cats all stretched out and today will be a non-punctuating day. Tomato plants still doing well and keeping my fingers crossed.

Maybe I'll nix the "why bother" stuff and game

Ah yes, the Princess Penelope Peacock. She's fine, eating well, looks healthy and happy. Loves the black grapes, but I've not had them for a long time. I got the darkest red ones I could find and she eats them, grudgingly. She will be thrilled tonight as I found black grapes again.

Contacted a neighbor to warn her about this creepy guy, and lo and behold, she found some info on HIS facebook page that led to info on the Squatter, who still remains in the house that this guy seems to have an affinity for. Bad Gal only knew her nickname, but she has her full name on facebook and the middle name IS the nickname. Oh boy. SHE is dumb enough to list her pictures, all her relatives and PHONE NUMBERS! Wow. Saving that info. Family is large as the guy stated and one of her brother's was a Preacher. No wonder the creepy guy says it's a prominent family. I will be spending a lot of time today looking up other facebook pages on all the people she has a 'friends and relatives'. Gonna keep me busy.

HEY YA BOOM BOOM BUDDIES

How's everybody doing?? its a beautiful sunny
day here 70's and I have to go to Dialysis BLAH! I go from 2 to 7pm starting to feel a little better
my arm is sore from the needles yuk! it's really
kinda neat how the machine cleans your blood~

We have a Peacock on our gravel road in one of
the horse pastures 2 horses are with it

Happy Summer Boomers~ Karen

Hey Karen! Maybe your male peacock and my female peacock can send 'honks' to each other. My little lonely gal just honks and hoots when she thinks she hears a male nearby. Usually, it's just a crow or seagull.

Still looking up stuff on that girl in the Squatter's house. Amazing how much she writes on her facebook! I've got all her relatives, Phone numbers for her and her oldest son, the names and pictures of her kids and grandkids, etc. I'd warn her, but hey, it's her life.

Still coldish and overcast. Lots of outdoor graduations today. Hope they bring sweaters!

Well I see babies and kids swimming(tourists),
so I decided to give it a try.
cold cold water.
I only put my big toe.
Sun bath was enough.

Good afternoon Boomers.

Sorta, Princess is lucky to have you to cater to her.

Doc, I'm so glad to see you post. Hope each day brings improvement.

Haroula, I'm with you. No cold water for me!

Space, afternoon

Hi looney

edit: Good night Boomers.

Hi guys, home from Bible Study. Eating apples and peanut butter for dinner and waiting for daughter to call. Heard she was in Ohio and would be calling at any moment.

Sweet dreams all