Saturdiner

You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something.
~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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Here are some funny newspaper headlines:


Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

House passes gas tax onto senate

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

William Kelly was fed secretary

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

Farmer bill dies in house

Iraqi head seeks arms

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Panda mating fails – veterinarian takes over

NJ judge to rule on nude beach

Child’s stool great for use in garden

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

Organ festival ends in smashing climax

Eye drops off shelf

Squad helps dog bite victim

Dealers will hear car talk at noon

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

Miners refuse to work after death

Two Soviet ships collide – one dies

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

Never withhold herpes from loved one

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

Autos killing 110 a day, let’s resolve to do better

If strike isn’t settled quickly it may last a while

War dims hope for peace

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Child’s death ruins couple’s holiday

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years

Man is fatally slain

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands

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Good morning everyboomie.


Welcome to the weekend!


Welcome to the new work week for me. Rah Rah.....RIGHT!


I go to work in less than 12 hours. Now if I can spend the next 9 hours of it sleeping, that'll give me almost 3 hours to eat breakfast and drink coffee.


I did end up going out and mowing the lawn today, and I'm pleased to announce that I didn't die....although it was "89 and feels like 95" according to the weather service.


I'm not crazy about the weather service here.


It cost too much, especially if you order cooler temperatures in Summer time, and it's not that dependable.


You order 3 cool cloudy days, and after 2 days it'll suddenly switch to sunny and hot.


I'm thinking about changing from local to national weather service.


Have a cool day everyone. A happy, cool day.


joe

Have a great Saturday Joe.

Joe, you made me laugh out loud at the weather service! Have a great day!

Space, have a wonderful doggy day!

Have a happy day everyone!

Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana and everyone. Coffee is hot and ready for all you early risers. Joe thanks for the laughs! SpaceQ and Ana enjoy your day. Wishing All a peaceful day!

Have a great day Joe,Space,Ana and all who follow later.

Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Saturday. Joe, it hit 100 degrees here yesterday, and that was the actual temp. not the heat index. WE are having a family B-B-Q for Father's Day. Danish, Cinnamon Buns, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC.

Glad to hear you lived through your lawn mowing, Joe. Hope work flies by.

Enjoy your Saturday, Space Quest. Are you looking forward to Orphan Black?

Have a happy day, too, Ana.

Have a terrific day, Gerry.

Have a great day as well, Haroula.

Sounds like you have a great day planned, Connie. Enjoy the barbeque.

I'm off today. Thorsgoats and I have been re-watching the Back to the Future movies, so we can play the game together afterward. Also, I've started practicing singing again. Time to get my voice back into shape.

Hope everyone has a terrific day, and !

Venus,

I'm hooked on Orphan Black and can't wait to see what happens next.

Super Saturday ya'll

Whew, hubby, doggies, and I took a slow walk around the neighborhood. Waaaaay too hot to push, but did want to get everyone out for at least a ramble. We didn't go for our normal length, but at least we did something.

Daughter is driving to Nashville and back today to pick up a dog for dog-sitting for a week. Will be a crazy week.

Joe, get those goats. They don't mind the heat

Space,

Ana, what's up for you today?

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Haroula, is there beach in your day?

Connie, have fun! I don't know what we are doing for Father's Day yet....probably having one of them grill

Venus, sounds like you are busy busy busy.

Space, I hear a lot of folks talking about that.

Good Morning Boomers

Wishing everyone a wonderful weekend.

Taking the girls out to lunch and fun shopping.

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your work day goes easy peasy and have a great Saturdiner!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Brother and sister-in-law will be here today for some cards and barbecue. Will be fun!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

So far today we have had an all day rain. I have a couple of pretty sad doggies here.

Gail, did you have fun?

Darlene, sounds like a good day.

Space, we have confused dogs here. Daughter is back with Loki who is not too sure what has happened. My dogs are giving him the stink eye

looney

Good day everybody!! Hope you all have been having a lovely day!

Space sorry it is raining and you and the dogs couldn't make it out. Rained off and on here all day too.

Darlene enjoy the company and the fun today!

L4l and Connie have tomorrow with the BBQing!!

Joe thanks for the chuckles!!Hope work went well.

Ana hope you are having a lovely day!!


Nan

Thanks Nan. I did get out for a short walk in the drizzle.

Well, daughter and son are watching a serial killer thing in the den. I don't want to watch it, so heading to bed with a book. Sweet dreams all

Hi all. Checking to see who's here. Another care giver and I worked at the Blisses tonight from 5:00 to 9:30. My usual hours on Saturday night are 5 to 8. There were about 30 people who showed up. It was a lot of work but I so enjoy working with Margaret. But now my energy is gone so I'm saying good night. My hours tomorrow are from 8 to 11 but I'll be a little late. Mike knows so it's OK.

I hope you all had a good day. Night all.

Midgie

Good night Boomers.

Sweet dreams all...

Ana