Monday

Either you run the day, or the day runs you.

JIM ROHN

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How Not to Get a Teaching Job

An applicant for an open 
teaching job submitted a résumé. Under the heading Qualities and Skills, she listed, “Impeachable 
character and integrity.”

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Wanted: Cemetery Superintendent

“Now hiring,” read the classified ad. “Cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.”

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We were making leaflets for a 
local church, and the client wanted 
a logo designed with Earth being shielded by the hand of God. I sent the client a proof. Shortly thereafter, 
I got a call.

Client: The hand looks too human. Please use a hand that looks more like God’s.

Source: clientsfromhell.net

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Stephen Colbert on Internships

Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.

Stephen Colbert

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The Weirdest Summer Job Ever

Being a lifeguard is a weird summer job for a kid. Ninety-nine percent of the time, sit and do nothing. One percent of the time, SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

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The Weirdest Summer Job Ever
Being a lifeguard is a weird summer job for a kid. Ninety-nine percent of the time, sit and do nothing. One percent of the time, SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

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My First Job…
I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college, working for my parents as their daughter.

Melanie Reno

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My First Job…
I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college, working for my parents as their daughter.

Melanie Reno

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My husband was at a dinner with colleagues, and one of them had too much to drink. Feeling drowsy, the poor man sank back into his chair and said, “I don’t feel good. I’m 
going into screen saver mode.”

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Good morning everyboomie.


Well I'm on restricted data usage for the rest of the month.


Did I ever mention that I hate these companies?


You can't download jack squat, or watch very frigging many videos at all on 10 GB of data allowance, and they don't even offer a plan for more than 10GB of data. They make you pay $10 for an additional 1 GB, and $10 for each additional one after that.

Not real happy right now.


I may have to go back to Hughesnet.


Y'all have a super happy day.


Old sour-puss signing off.


joe

So sorry Joe. I have ten gig on my phone and I used 90% with a week yet to go. I can't imagine if my computer internet was that low also. Can you get Xfinity by you?

Have a happy day all!

Ana

Good Morning Joe, Ana and all. Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a stress free Monday!

Good morning everyone, have a Super Monday. Off to the Thrift store today. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC.

Good Morning Boomers

Ah Joe, that's terrible about your restricted data usage.

Ana, have a good day!

Gerry, got a storm-free day here today.

Connie, hope you find some good deals today.

A walk with Nina this morning. Have a church board meeting tonight. Wishing everyone a super duper Monday!

oh , joe , that's the pits on your data restrictions.

thanks for the coffee , gerri ,and the bacon sammie connie. happy thrifting !

gail , ana , and everyone else - have a wonderful one today !

i'm hoping to get a little more done today than the last couple of days , so i'll see you all later !

Niteowl, are you feeling better?

Gail, enjoy your walk!

Connie, hope you find something fun at the store.

Gerry, still enjoying the Olympics?

Ana

Good morning everybody.

I just got back from taking the dogs to the park. It's overcast and raining a bit, but it was very nice at the park. It's only supposed to get up to 84 today, and stay in the 80s all week.

The rest of the month will be 95 or less, which is looking good.

Ana I checked out Xfinity. They are not available in this area. Maybe down the line sometime.

I hope everyone has a super day.


joe

Sorry about your restricted data usage, Joe.

Hope you're having a great day, Ana.

Hope your day is stress free and relaxing also, Gerry.

Have fun at the thrift store, Connie.

Hope you're able to get all you want accomplished today, niteowl.

I'm basically off today. However, now I'm clocked in, so I can update my work app, as we are required to do so before our next shift. It looks like it's going to take quite a while, so I'll just sit here and let it update while I'm signed in. That's the best kind of work. Later, I'll practice singing and game for a while.

Hope everyone has a great Monday.

Magnificent Monday ya'll

I've been in the kitchen on an evil weevil hunt! Think I found all the culprits...there was a bag of rice on a super high shelf all the way back in the corner. I couldn't see it and could barely reach it. Anyway, food in the outside garbage and shelves washed off with vinegar, so at least I feel better. I read one should put grain products in the freezer for 96 hours if you are not going to use the entire amount quickly, so we will try that for a bit. Now if I could just figure out how to get rid of mosquitoes!

Dogs are fed and have had their heartworm meds for the month. Now it's time for me to find food!

Joe, so sorry about your data problem. That would drive me nuts!

Niteowl, does that mean you are feeling better?

Fooooooooooooooooooooood

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! So sorry, Joe, for your restricted data usage! Hope your Monday is super duper!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Daughter's Hubby is needing to work from home today, so I get to be with daughter when she goes to the NICU to be with Liam! Woohoo!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

Give little Liam lots of special hugs

lonney, i always put rice, flour and such like that in the freezer and store them them, just for that kind of problem with weevils . we re in the 80's this week but whats funny is i had to turn the ac up to 75 been about to freeze lateky and hubby said its comfortable in here.

My, we've never had weevil problems til just recently....but everything is going in the freezer for a bit now Glad hubby is comfortable.

Oh my goodness, watching The Worst Cooks in America and someone just lost a fake fingernail in their food

I can see why they are on Worst Cooks.

Yes, it is easy to see. It's a good laugh though, and I don't usually like those kinds of shows.

Welcome home Space

Thanks looney.

Kept myself awake by baking Fudge Drop cookies. These are soft which is different than what I usually make as I am a crunchy girl, but they came out quite yummy. Dogs fed, kitchen cleaned. Time for bed. Sweet dreams all

Good evening Boomies!

Well, I'm off to sleep. Work in the morning. Good night, everyone.

Good night Boomers.

Just for future reference looney if you ever need a quality inspector for those fudge drop cookies I am available.

Time to check to say good night. I hope you all had good day today. I did.

Midgie