Surf and Turf Saturday

DOUG LARSON

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

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Best Country Songs

Looking to expand your Country music collection, may we suggest some of these all time favorites?

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill

I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long

I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy

Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me

Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

You're A Cross I Can't Bear

It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me

I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

Heaven's Just A Sin Away

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure

It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)

Touch Me With More Than Your Hands

I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"

Do You Love As Good As You Look

I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon tonight.

When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)

My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You

You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

And There Was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk!

Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You that I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?

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Best Headliners

Here are the best headlines of the year (yes, they are real)...

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

3. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

5. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

6. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

10. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

11. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

12. Eye Drops Off Shelf

13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids

14. Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

16. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

17. Miners Refuse To Work After Death

18. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

19. Stolen Painting Found By Tree

20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

21. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

22. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

23. War Dims Hope For Peace

24. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

25. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

26. Deer Kill 17,000

27. Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

30. Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge

31. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

32. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

34. Chef Throws His Heart In Helping Feed Needy

35. Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire

36. Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood

37. Local High School Dropout Cuts In Half

38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

39. Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

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Good morning everyboomie.


Welcome to the weekend!


Today I'm going to start working on my will.


I recently got some news from my doctor.


I went to the VA hospital in Dallas, and I had an echo cardiogram, and nuclear stress test.


It was two days later, but the news was all good. They told me I'm still alive, and I'm going to stay that way as long as I look both ways before crossing the street.


I was worried for a minute though, when we were leaving the hospital, I noticed on my phone that I had just received a call from the hospital as I was walking to my truck.


I mean, we had just finished the test. Why were they calling so soon??


"Mr Lilley we're calling to tell you that you're dead. We need you in the morgue immediately".


My sister and I went back in, but no one could tell me why I received the call. I figure it was probably because I got there early, and the tech took me back to the exam area early. Someone was looking for me at the scheduled appointment time.


Anyway I've determined to work on my will to start walking on my treadmill again today.


Wish me luck.


Right now all of my will is reserved for eating and sleeping. Especially eating...............and sleeping.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

YOu have to be around for a long time Joe, so keep on walking on that treadmill!

Have a happy day all!

Ana

Good Morning Joe, Ana and everyone. Coffee and tea are ready. A chilly day here.
Hope you all enjoy your Saturday!

Good morning everyone, have a Great Saturday. Robert, Alex, and I, are going to an Arts and Craft show today. Danish, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC.

Have a fantastic Saturday Joe, Ana, Gerry, Connie and all who follow.

It's finally the weekend. This week was insane, and next week is going to be even worse, judging by the schedule. The other employee from my territory was in a car accident (she's mostly okay but has a broken wrist,) which means she'll be out until December. I've had to pick up all of her hours, which is good but also exhausting. I may need to call my manager to ask for some help, as I really don't want to be working from 5 in the morning until 8 at night. I'll have no time to practice or do anything else but work.

As for now, at least I have two days to relax. I think I'll catch up on some games.

Have a great Saturday, everyone.

Burr it is cold here this morning.

I hope they get you some help Venus.

Thanks, Space Quest! Hope you're staying warm.

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, keep treading!

Ana, happy day wishes to you.

Venus, hope work will get easier for you soon.

Space, enjoy the day!

Gerry, chilly weather here also. Need a cup of hot coffee for my rickity bones.

Connie, enjoy the Art Show.

A trip to BJ's this morning. Wishing everyone a super weekend!

Busy day here but want to stop by and wish everybody a Lovely Day!!

Welcome to the weekend and have a lovely day everybody!!


Nan

Good morning everyone.

It's another perfect day here.

I just returned from taking the pups to the park. Now they are in the yard playing while I contemplate 'The 7 Minute Workout' that I just printed off.

That may be as far as I take it today.

I don't want to push it too hard, or too fast.

I'm also contemplating cleaning my dirty house.

Not sure which is worse, cleaning or exercising.

I may need to sleep on it.

I hope you all enjoy your day.


joe

joe , you just crack me up !

just wanting to say good morning to everyone , and have a great day !

i am not enjoying the cold weather , it takes too long to warm up enough

to get anything done

i do appreciate the coffee and french toast for sure !

if i don't go insane from the neighbor's barking dog , i'll see you later

Niteowl I sincerely hope you don't go insane.

Although....It does have it advantages.

Well that 7 Minute Workout doesn't sound like much, but it's a killer, I kid you not!

I haven't been this out of breath since I..........................................for a long time.

I may not have the strength to eat this whole pizza.

I've gotta go pass out now.

I'll be back.

I mean, I'll be on my back if you need me.

joe

Joe .. you radiate "sunshine" every day in the diner for all who drop in

Love it ... and you!!!

Take care and enjoy a blessed Saturday

L4L

Super duper Saturday ya'll

I feel vacuuming in my future. Got up and spent a couple of hours in the kitchen. Now it's time to sit and surf and sip for a sec.

Joe, love love love the quote Cleaning is definitely worse than exercising, imho.

Ana

Gerry, thanks for the sipping goodness.

Connie, will you get some Christmas shopping done at the show?

Venus, hope you get your hours regularized at some point.

Space, hope the day warms for you.

Gail, happy shoppity shopping!

Nan, hope busy equals fun.

Niteowl, sorry neighbor's dog is barking. Have you talked to them?

Soot

looney , it's not that simple i'm afraid. she has a huge female pit bull that

seems to be always with a litter . she has been in trouble for the dogs getting

loose , having more than 3 dogs ,and a few other things. i leave the issue

with the town police.

normally , i side with the pet owner but not in this case.

Oh niteowl, I feel your pain. Sorry you are having to deal with this.


Edit: Dinner has come and gone. Time to hit the hay. Sweet dreams all

Good night looney.