Happy TGIF

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

~Ronald Reagan~
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As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me.

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There are people who are a living proof that total brain failure does not always lead to physical death.

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When somebody doesn’t get something:

I’m sorry, I have neither the patience, nor the coloring crayons to explain this to you.

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Finally, the spring is here! I'm so thrilled I wet my plants.

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If you’re having a bad day, remember some adults wear braces.

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I’m aware that the voices in my head aren’t real. But their ideas are just awesome sometimes!

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Somebody said today that I'm lazy. I nearly answered him.

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I’m not lazy. I’m just naturally a very relaxed person.

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I’m not saying I’m Batman, but so far nobody has seen me and Batman together in the same room.

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What can you say when it's already late and you really want to go home?

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Can you hear that? That's my pillow calling and it becomes really mean when I let it wait too long.

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I’m standing outside. In other words, I’m outstanding.

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My mood is currently swinging between an axe and gasoline.

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A housewife's battle:

The household stares at me. I stare right back. Without breaking eye contact, I slide a piece of chocolate in my mouth. I won!

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Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.

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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

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I’m all for irony, but the phrase “Good morning” seems to be going a bit too far.

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I wouldn’t exactly say I’m lazy but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.

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You can only be young once. But you can enjoy being infantile forever.

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Married women face a significantly lower risk of kidnapping, nobody can be certain that the ransom would actually be paid.

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No thanks, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food pyramid to become a vegetarian.

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I am in touch with my motivation. I saw it going by this morning, waving at me and winking.

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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.


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Good morning everyboomie.


Yo, it's Friday!


I get to join my fellow veterans in the morning in the battle for the aging prostates, and bulging waistlines.


Hopefully I'll get the green light to keep engaging in adult gymnastics.


Wait, did I say that out loud?


No points today at the sod farm.


I couldn't find the X mark.


Oh well, next time.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Bummer Joe...sorry to hear no points...how about your back? Has your back recovered from it's week experience?

Wow Ana, what a lovely shawl; it is out of this world!! And keeping the dog hair for birds to use is very cool

Venus...another three day weekend; you rock...and are a fantastic scheduler. I really enjoy watching the sunrises and sunsets.

Hey OldBroad...have a great day!

I agree Connie...I have put Altered Carbon on my watch list How was your birthday lunch?

SortaB...did you find the right size Kleenex box

L4L

Have a wonderful TGIF day everybody

Joe, I'm sure the Indians had marked the spot for you years ago, but they probably got washed away.

soot, thank you! I was really surprised when she gave it to me! Happy Friday to you!

Have a great day all! Much lighter work load today, I can get my grocery shopping done before the weekend!

Sorry you didn't get any points this time, Joe. Hopefully, your next trip will be better!

Thanks, soot. I'm not sure, but I think I may be able to arrange another 3 day weekend next week, so here's hoping. Sunrises and sunsets are beautiful for sure. Hope you have a terrific Friday!

Ana, that is an amazing thing that your sister did for you! Glad you have that beautiful shawl to enjoy now. Congratulations on the lighter workload and the extra time!

It's late Thursday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have a very important gaming day to plan for tomorrow.

Have a fantastic Friday, everyone.

Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana venus and everyone. We lost power on Wednesday and got it back last night. We are so lucky! There are still so many people in town and thru out the state without power. Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.
Wishing you all a Happy Day!

Good morning everyone, have a Super TGIF. Ana, the shawl is beautiful. Gerry, I'm glad you have your power back. Soot, the Birthday lunch was awesome, seafood. Karaoke tonight with friends at Hacienda. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

Fantastic Friday ya'll

It's cold out there! They said the words "freeze watch" yesterday. There's a little cooking and a little book work happening today Ya'll have a great one!

Gerry...glad you got power back yesterday!

Enjoy Hacienda tonight Connie

Home again Home again

The weekend is here

Have a great evening everyone

I'll have a Danish and cuppa to go please

Time for bed and a movie. Sweet dreams all

Good night, everyone.