Surf and Turf Saturday

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

~Harriet Tubman~
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Funny Quips


If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.

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You look just like I feel...

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I’m pretty sure some people’s head is just a backup copy of their butt.

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What do I have in common with a Victoria’s Secret best model?
I’m hungry, too.

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1. Before you say something harsh about someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. It’s very convenient because even if you’re really rude, you’re a mile away AND you’ve got their shoes.

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F_art when someone hugs you. You’ll make them feel strong.

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I didn’t fall down. I did attack the floor though.

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How stupid are you?
a) very
b) A
c) B

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Funny that you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter".

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We got divorced on the grounds of religious differences. My husband thought he was God.

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Money alone won’t make you happy. You’ve got to own it.

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A sound defense:

Crazy? Me? Nah - It was the voices that told me to do it.

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I speak fluent Ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.

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I used to think that you were a pain in the neck. My opinion of you has dropped significantly lower since then.

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Dogs have beloved masters. Cats have waiting staff.

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What to say to a person that gets on your nerves?

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"I think you deserve a standing ovation … of my longest finger!"

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I’ve been single for so many years I believe I will soon become an album.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that your urge to pee intensifies as you are unlocking your door.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. My auntie’s cousin’s brother in law’s best friend’s accountant’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Some other time maybe.

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I had loads to do today. Ah well, so now I have loads to do tomorrow.

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All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of crisps.

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Of course you're not fat. Just grab a couple of chairs and come sit with us.

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Good morning everyboomie.


Welcome to the weekend!


We had a super day here. Besides being a bit windy, we hit the 70s. What a day!


I had a good visit at the VA. No having to bend over, turn my head and cough. She was running behind, and in a hurry.


Although, I think my prostrate secretly missed the massage.


Saturday will also be in the 70s for us here, but we have rain chances, so I'm not sure what I'll be doing.


I wouldn't mind getting a bunch of rain though.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

"Bend over" Joe ... I remember those days, had to bend over once each year for 28 years!!! We have rain coming our way too.

Ana...did you get your grocery shopping done as planned?

Venus...did you have a fun gaming day on Friday?

Yes Gerry, Nor'Easters are no fun! Glad you got your power back.

Connie, are you a Karaoke fan until the wee hours?

Good morning L4L

Enjoy the weekend everybody...I've got cleaning in my future!

See you later

Joe, "running behind". Glad your appt. went well! Now on to more fun stuff!

soot, I got half of my stuff done! I ended up getting a vet appt for Nugget to get all her shots and stuff. That took forever but it was important! Cleaning is over rated! Enjoy yourself!

No alarm clock today! Woohoo! I need a no plans day and see where it takes me!

Have a great day all!

Glad your appointment went well, Joe. Enjoy the nice weather.

Soot, I did, thanks. I was also able to get a lot of practice in, which was good. Hope the cleaning goes well, and hope you find the time for something fun, also.

Enjoy your no plans day, Ana!

It's Friday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have a voice lesson tomorrow.

Have a terrific Saturday, everyone.

Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe have a great day. Ana enjoy your "no plan day"! Soot cleaning can be good excerise! Venus good luck with your voice lesson. I've been playing Tomb Raider Anniversary again. I've forgot how hard it is! Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.
A Happy Day wished for everyone!

Good morning everyone, have a Super Saturday. Soot, my karaoke nights end between 10 and 11. I turn into a pumpkin after that. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

Super Saturday Ya'll

Rain coming in later. Bread making and cleaning happening here today. Also, dog chicken and smoothies are in the process.

Daughter will be here from CO on Wednesday so much straightening and organizing and cleaning and dog brushing and a little baby-proofing needs to happen. I can't clean for 8 hours straight any more, so will do it as I can. You can't do it too early or it's all undone by the time they get here.

Son and the Perrin are both sick, so they are hiding in son's room. Hopefully, the germs will stay in there.

Back later

Saturday morning chores completed and now cleaning this afternoon with WOM

Have a great afternoon everyone

Nighty night all...