Posted By: gymcandy1
Happy Thump Day - 05/10/18 02:18 AM
“If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.”
~Stuart Turner~
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The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
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War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
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If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up broke and in prison.
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The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
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They say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?
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If you have been struck by a headache, follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
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Pity there’s no gym for your face.
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Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
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You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a clipboard.
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It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
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If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
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The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
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No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive after a while.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Did you all survive the landing?
I think I did. When I close my eyes I still see naked girls dancing in a circle around me.
If I had not survived, my only fantasy would be to be alive again.
Anyway my Hump Day was much the same as my Tuesday. I suspect Thursday to be the same as those.
I hope your Thursday will be brilliant.
joe.....
~Stuart Turner~
```````````````
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.
`````
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
``````
War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
```````
If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?
```````````
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
`````````
In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up broke and in prison.
`````````
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
``````
They say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?
``````
If you have been struck by a headache, follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
`````````
Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
````````
Pity there’s no gym for your face.
````````
Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
```````
You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a clipboard.
```````
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
`````
If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
`````
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
`````````
No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive after a while.
`````
Good morning everyboomie.
Did you all survive the landing?
I think I did. When I close my eyes I still see naked girls dancing in a circle around me.
If I had not survived, my only fantasy would be to be alive again.
Anyway my Hump Day was much the same as my Tuesday. I suspect Thursday to be the same as those.
I hope your Thursday will be brilliant.
joe.....
Hope your Thursday is the same as your other days. 
I have at least a 3 day weekend, perhaps even 4 days if I can re-arrange next week's schedule, which shouldn't be a problem. 
