Happy Thump Day

“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where Sandwiches live.”
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~Bill Murray~
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Chuck Norris has a Grizzly bear rug. The bear is alive, but it's too scared to move.

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Chuck Norris can magic a hat out of a rabbit.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can really kill time.

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Chuck Norris drives on the right side, even in Great Britain.

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Chuck Norris uses Tabasco as eye drops.

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Chuck Norris killed the Dead Sea.

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Some children can pee their names into snow. Chuck Norris pees his in cement.

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Somebody asked Chuck Norris to please stop giving roundhouse kicks to people all the time. Historians agree this was one of the biggest mistakes ever made.

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The Holy Grail has never been recovered because nobody is so brave as to ask Chuck Norris for his favorite coffee mug.

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We are finally certain why the universe expands. It is trying to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.

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How many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
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He did them all.

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Chuck Norris' dog collects his own poop because Chuck bows for no reason.

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Chuck Norris doesn't know fear. But fear knows him.

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Contrary to legends, Chuck Norris does need a double. But he only uses him for scenes where he's supposed to cry.

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Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry.

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There was once a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change the name quite quickly. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once won a tennis match against a wall.

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When Chuck Norris looks directly into the sun, the sun has to squint.

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Good morning everyboomie.


Ouch! That poor rabbit!


They're right though. I tried to kill 8 hours today and only wounded it.


Old Chuck is starting to sound like the most interesting man in the world.


Stay thirsty my friends.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Joe!

Have a happy day all! I finally sat down a half hour ago and can't possibly get caught up before bed. Tomorrow will have to be another attempt...

Ana

Have a great day, Joe.

tomorrow, Ana! Hope you're able to catch up, or at least get closer!

L4L, regarding my early days, it depends on how many projects I have. I actually like to start earlier when I have more projects, so I don't get off very late. The nice thing about my job is I can pretty much start whenever I want to because it's project based rather than time based. So I can schedule my projects early in the morning or even late in the evening in some cases if I really want to (which I never do ). Hope your cable, internet and phone are fixed soon! That has to be very frustrating.

It's Wednesday night, and I'm off to sleep. I work tomorrow, but it's also my "Friday," which is great. I have to enjoy it while I can, as next week will definitely not be a 3 day weekend. I have too many projects to be able to pull that off this time.

Have a terrific Thursday, everyone.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, L4L, venus, and everyone. Coffee and tea are ready. A quiet day for me today.
Wishing you all a happy Thursday!

Good morning everyone, have a Super Thump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC.

Thumping Good Thursday ya'll

I woke up at 4 and could not fall back asleep. Flip, flopped, and rolled for 2 hours and then decided to get up and take the dogs walking. We had a nice walk. now it's time for sitting and surfing and noodling with Excel.

I wish you all a wonderful day

Good night, everyone.