Posted By: gymcandy1
T*G*I*F - 06/29/18 01:15 AM
A Canadian psychologist is
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog
is smarter than you.
~Jay Leno~
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Funny News Headlines
Marshall County Sheriff’s Candidate Disputes Report of Own Death
WAFF (Huntsville, Alabama)
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Misadventures in headline writing from around the world:
City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells —The Herald-Palladium (St. Joseph, Michigan)
Case of Innocent Man Freed After Spending 18 Years in Prison Proves Texas System Works —Lubbock Avalanche-Journal (Texas)
British Left Waffles on Falklands —The Guardian
At Last Singer Etta James Dies —dailymail.co.uk
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• County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds (Register-Guard, Eugene, Oregon)
• 4-H Training Scheduled for Shooting Instructors (Pine City Pioneer, Minnesota)
• Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances (Winchester Star, Virginia)
• Police: DUI Charge for Woman Celebrating End of Earlier DUI Suspension (Chicago Tribune)
• Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons (Tulsa World, Oklahoma)
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Here’s the news: A Rhode Island man was arrested for passing a counterfeit $100 bill. What gave him away? Lincoln’s face: It’s supposed to be on the $5 bill.
Source: Sun Chronicle (Attleboro, Massachusetts)
Here’s the laugh: A counterfeiter drives to a small town, enters a store, and hands the rube behind the counter an $18 bill. “Mind making change?” he asks.
“Sure,” says the clerk. “Ya want two nines or three sixes?”
Source: propilots.org
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Headline from the Times Herald-Record (Newburgh, New York): West Point Cadets Train for Life in Iraq with Weekend in N.J.
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Wisconsin Woman Takes Husband to Police for “Talking Stupidly”
—Source: La Crosse (Wisconsin) Tribune
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Warehouse Worker Packing Stress Balls Punched His Boss in Face
—Source: Mirror
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Vladimir Putin Hires Boyz II Men to Boost the Russian Birth Rate
—Source: Daily Mail
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Torrington Police Search for Jesus
—Source: Hartford Courant
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Suspected Beer Thief Leaves Liquid Trail
—Source: Charleston Daily Mail
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Stylish but Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto IKEA
—Source: The Globe and Mail
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Study: Rich More Likely to Take Candy from Babies
Source: Washington Post
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Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
—Source: New York Post
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Spay/Neuter Clinic for Low-Income Residents
—Source: (Lewiston, Maine) Sun Journal
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Good morning everyboomie.
I'm trying to get this posted while waiting for the temperature to drop, so I can go walking with Missy. It's still 95 out there at 7:00, so I think I'll have plenty of time for this.
We went parking this morning, then I came back and mowed the other half of the lawn.
After that I came in and did my exercising, and then did some gaming.
All in all I'd say it was a fair day.
I hope your's was the same.
Shall we try for another? It's Friday.
Have a happy day everyone....and have some fries with it.
joe
~Jay Leno~
``````````
Funny News Headlines
Marshall County Sheriff’s Candidate Disputes Report of Own Death
WAFF (Huntsville, Alabama)
``````
Misadventures in headline writing from around the world:
City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells —The Herald-Palladium (St. Joseph, Michigan)
Case of Innocent Man Freed After Spending 18 Years in Prison Proves Texas System Works —Lubbock Avalanche-Journal (Texas)
British Left Waffles on Falklands —The Guardian
At Last Singer Etta James Dies —dailymail.co.uk
``````
• County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds (Register-Guard, Eugene, Oregon)
• 4-H Training Scheduled for Shooting Instructors (Pine City Pioneer, Minnesota)
• Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances (Winchester Star, Virginia)
• Police: DUI Charge for Woman Celebrating End of Earlier DUI Suspension (Chicago Tribune)
• Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons (Tulsa World, Oklahoma)
````````
Here’s the news: A Rhode Island man was arrested for passing a counterfeit $100 bill. What gave him away? Lincoln’s face: It’s supposed to be on the $5 bill.
Source: Sun Chronicle (Attleboro, Massachusetts)
Here’s the laugh: A counterfeiter drives to a small town, enters a store, and hands the rube behind the counter an $18 bill. “Mind making change?” he asks.
“Sure,” says the clerk. “Ya want two nines or three sixes?”
Source: propilots.org
````````
Headline from the Times Herald-Record (Newburgh, New York): West Point Cadets Train for Life in Iraq with Weekend in N.J.
`````
Wisconsin Woman Takes Husband to Police for “Talking Stupidly”
—Source: La Crosse (Wisconsin) Tribune
``````````
Warehouse Worker Packing Stress Balls Punched His Boss in Face
—Source: Mirror
``````````
Vladimir Putin Hires Boyz II Men to Boost the Russian Birth Rate
—Source: Daily Mail
````````
Torrington Police Search for Jesus
—Source: Hartford Courant
`````````
Suspected Beer Thief Leaves Liquid Trail
—Source: Charleston Daily Mail
`````````
Stylish but Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto IKEA
—Source: The Globe and Mail
`````
Study: Rich More Likely to Take Candy from Babies
Source: Washington Post
``````
Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
—Source: New York Post
`````````
Spay/Neuter Clinic for Low-Income Residents
—Source: (Lewiston, Maine) Sun Journal
`````
Good morning everyboomie.
I'm trying to get this posted while waiting for the temperature to drop, so I can go walking with Missy. It's still 95 out there at 7:00, so I think I'll have plenty of time for this.
We went parking this morning, then I came back and mowed the other half of the lawn.
After that I came in and did my exercising, and then did some gaming.
All in all I'd say it was a fair day.
I hope your's was the same.
Shall we try for another? It's Friday.
Have a happy day everyone....and have some fries with it.
joe
