Posted By: gymcandy1
Happy Thump Day - 07/05/18 01:09 AM
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
~Stephen Colbert~
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Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A Bulldog.
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
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Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
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A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,"
The psychiatrist said, "Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"
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There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.
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Q: How are men like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
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Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
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Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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Q: How does Moses make his coffee?
A: He brews.
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Q: Why do some people call coffee “mud”?
A: Because it was fresh ground a few minutes ago.
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Q: What do you call it when someone steals your morning coffee?
A: A mugging.
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Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid
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Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?
A: Déjà brew
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Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
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A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”
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A pair of jumper cables walk into a cafe. The barista sees them and says, “I’m sorry but I’ll have to ask you to leave. I don’t want you starting anything in here.”
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A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
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Good morning everyBOOMie!
I hope you all had a BANG-up 4th.
My friend is over watching the fireworks display at the casino this evening, so I have Beau.
He and Missy both passed on the invitation to go watch the show. I'm not sure what's up with that.
After taking Missy to the park this morning, I came back and mowed outside the fence.
Today was not as hot as it has been, only 89 degrees, and I'm waiting for it to cool down, so I can take the two mutts out for an evening walk.
Have a happy Thump Day everyone.
joe
~Stephen Colbert~
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Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A Bulldog.
```````
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
``````
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
```````
A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,"
The psychiatrist said, "Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"
`````
There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.
`````````
Q: How are men like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
``````
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
``````
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
```````
Q: How does Moses make his coffee?
A: He brews.
``````
Q: Why do some people call coffee “mud”?
A: Because it was fresh ground a few minutes ago.
```````
Q: What do you call it when someone steals your morning coffee?
A: A mugging.
`````````
Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid
``````
Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?
A: Déjà brew
``````
Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
````````
A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”
```````
A pair of jumper cables walk into a cafe. The barista sees them and says, “I’m sorry but I’ll have to ask you to leave. I don’t want you starting anything in here.”
`````````
A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
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Good morning everyBOOMie!
I hope you all had a BANG-up 4th.
My friend is over watching the fireworks display at the casino this evening, so I have Beau.
He and Missy both passed on the invitation to go watch the show. I'm not sure what's up with that.
After taking Missy to the park this morning, I came back and mowed outside the fence.
Today was not as hot as it has been, only 89 degrees, and I'm waiting for it to cool down, so I can take the two mutts out for an evening walk.
Have a happy Thump Day everyone.
joe
Good thing I love my job! 
Wishing everyone a Happy Day! 
Joe, good on you for mowing the grass...hope your evening walk with the pups was mindful. I made the mistake years ago taking little Soot to a fireworks display...oh my goodness he was scared to death and to this day does not like the 4th at all 
