Sip & Surf Sunday

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

~Zach Galifianakis~
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• I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is malware@company.com.

• My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was stoner@company.co.in.

• My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with japan@university.edu.

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How To Translate Work Emails


I have a question. = I have 18 questions.

I’ll look into it. = I’ve already forgotten about it.

I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.

Happy to discuss further. = Don’t ask me about this again.

No worries. = You really messed up this time.

Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me.

Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!

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MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com

MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com

Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com

AAAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com

1OneTheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com

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Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries:

• A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass and lawns.”

• “Who built the English Channel?”

• “Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?”

• “Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley 
Temple doll and a teddy bear.”

• “Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?”

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Client to designer: “It doesn’t really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue.”

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?

She heard you could get thinner there.

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"I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories."—@sbellelauren

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The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback

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Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate a pizza.

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Good morning everyboomie.


I hope you all enjoy a nice relaxing Sunday.


That's a great idea. I think I'll do the same.


I'm a genious.....


Enjoy the day everyone.


joe

Good morning Joe and the rest of the Diner Gang when you get the chance to pop in

Enjoy your sleep-in this morning Ana

Practice and games on the docket today for you Venus?

Gerry, I'll have a cup of dark roast and Connie, a danish to go please

Sunday Sunday

We're going to see the play (musical) Annie today so that will be a blast...have seen the movie but never the play version...can't wait

Other than that it will be rest, relaxation, music and some gardening to keep the gardener's wits sharp

Have a Super Sunday everyone

Hope you have a great Sunday, Joe.

Soot, those are my exact plans, yes. Have fun at the play! My "voice twin," Lea Salonga is going to be playing Grace in Annie soon - http://www.playbill.com/article/tony-winner-lea-salonga-joins-cast-of-hollywood-bowl-annie. Hope the version you see is just as great.

It's Saturday night, and I'm off to sleep. I had another great voice lesson today. Gaming and practice are on the agenda tomorrow.

Have a fantastic Sunday, everyone.

Just got home from seeing Steven Tyler in concert. I'm exhausted, but such a fun night!
Today I will awaken without an alarm. Woohoo!

Have a happy day all!

Good Morning Joe, soot, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe happy day to you! Soot sounds like a fun day! Venus gaming and kitty play time enjoy! Ana finally you get to sleep in! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing everyone a great day!

Good morning everyone, have a Super Sunday. Back from breakfast at Country Kitchen. District meeting at the Eagles later. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Biscuits and Gravy, Sausage, Bacon, Ham, and French Toast in the NC.

Super Sunday ya'll

We are off to a play this afternoon with the crew. Think that will be followed by fajitas, at least, that is the plan.

Have a great day all

HOT! We finally got the promised 90 degrees + temps. Awful for this area. Wouldn't be so bad except for the humidity that came along with it. Fans help. Sweaty icky weather.

AND the huge fire we had about 30 miles to our East (Alpine CA) which burned down some really exclusive homes and a bunch of other stuff, has managed to make my asthma kick up something fierce. Ugh. Clogged all over but a bit better today. You can smell the burned stuff in the air all over even though we are so far away, the wind is carrying it here. Blah!

Going out to day to find anew water filter for my fridge. The icemaker quit filling, but seems to be working otherwise. I'm pretty sure it's because my water filter is from January 2014. Yeah a bit old. OH I just heard the water filling the icemaker. Neat. Guess some of it got through.

Enjoy your Sunday everywhere and think cool thoughts for me since I'm soooo spoiled here and this heat is yukky!

Nighty night

Good night, everyone.