Monday

Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?

~Neil DeGrasse Tyson~
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A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years. Meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to eat well and exercise! I don't think so.

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Q: What do you call a non-amateur live bacteria?
A: A Pro-Biotic

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I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."

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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food. I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.

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I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

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Ladies – want to drop 5 pounds? Let go of your purse.

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All my life I thought air was free… until I bought a bag of chips.

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Q: What do you call an American folk hero who starts a weight loss trend?
A: Johnny Applecidervinegar.

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When someone tells me I gained weight, I just say I’m in the process of westward expansion.

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Q: What was the terracotta figurine’s favorite superfood?
A: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Seeds.

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Good Monday morning everyboomie.


I hope you all have a terrific week, and a very happy day.......or vise versa.


joe

Thanks Joe...hope yours is good too.

Went to see Annie this afternoon and it was magnificent...wow! I was blown away...

Have a good week Ana

Venus...what's your goal with your singing lessons?

Connie and Gerry...I'll have a cup of coffee and Danish to go please

L4L

The mini-vacation is over and it's time to get back to work

Have a great Moanday Monday everyone

Joe, hope you enjoyed your day with your son and SO.

I have a super duper busy week so instead of adulting and getting caught up on things I neglected to do the past few busy weeks, I grabbed hubby and James and headed out near Starved Rock for a day of hiking, swimming under waterfalls and all round fun! No regrets!

Have a happy day all!

Ana

Hope you have a great day also, Joe.

Soot, lately it's just been keeping things up/maintenance. Eventually, I'd like to get back into theater/musical theater again. Hopefully soon. Things have been a bit crazy lately, even with the occasional 3 day weekends. Are you feeling rested after your mini vacation? Or would you rather not go back to work just yet?

Ana, that sounds fantastic! Glad you had such a great day!

It's Sunday night, and I'm off to sleep. It's back to work for me tomorrow.

Have a great Monday, everyone.

Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana, and venus.Joe are you having a quiet day today? Soot glad you enjoyed Annie! Ana you did you you needed for you! Sounds like a fantastic day! Venus good luck with the singing! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a Happy Day!

Good morning everyone, have a Great Monday. District meeting went very well. Today shall be catch up on housework day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC.

Magnificent Monday ya'll

I brushed doggies this morning, except for Seagy. My neighbor was mowing and that would not have sat well with her so I will do her tomorrow.

Then a bit of coloring, and now heading out to do a few errands.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

Good night, everyone.