Posted By: gymcandy1
Yep It's Monday - 09/16/18 11:47 PM
Peace is the beauty of life. It is sunshine. It is the smile of a child, the love of a mother, the joy of a father, the togetherness of a family. It is the advancement of man, the victory of a just cause, the triumph of truth.
~Menachem Begin~
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Funny Insults
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
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You're so ugly, you scared the [blip] out of the toilet.
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Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
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No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
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I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
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Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
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Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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You, sir, are an oxygen thief!
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Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid.
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Why don't you go play in traffic.
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Please shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
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I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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Stop trying to be a smart ass, you're just an ass.
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The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
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If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
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Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
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I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to a great new week!
It's really not so bad. The next weekend is only five laborious days away.
Getting technical now, it's still Sunday(
) , I just watched the Texans lose in a close game. 
Getting ready now to watch the Cowboys lose. Even though Bing predicted them to win, I'm almost certain they'll find a way to lose it.
However, I would certainly be happy to have to eat my words. I just had supper and I'm still hungry.
The Cowboys lost every preseason game and their opener, so they're on a roll. I think their goal is to beat the Brown's......losing record.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
~Menachem Begin~
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Funny Insults
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
`````
You're so ugly, you scared the [blip] out of the toilet.
`````
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
`````
No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
`````
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
`````
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
``````
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
`````
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
```````
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
`````
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
`````
I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
`````
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
``````
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
`````
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
````
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
`````
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
`````
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
`````
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
``````
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
`````
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
`````
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
`````
You, sir, are an oxygen thief!
````
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
`````
Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid.
````
Why don't you go play in traffic.
`````
Please shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
`````
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
`````
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
````
Stop trying to be a smart ass, you're just an ass.
`````
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
`````
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
`````
You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
`````
If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
`````
Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
`````
I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly.
``````
Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to a great new week!
It's really not so bad. The next weekend is only five laborious days away.
Getting technical now, it's still Sunday(
) , I just watched the Texans lose in a close game. Getting ready now to watch the Cowboys lose. Even though Bing predicted them to win, I'm almost certain they'll find a way to lose it.
However, I would certainly be happy to have to eat my words. I just had supper and I'm still hungry.
The Cowboys lost every preseason game and their opener, so they're on a roll. I think their goal is to beat the Brown's......losing record.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
