Posted By: gymcandy1
Saturdiner - 09/22/18 01:05 AM
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
~Confucius~
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Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don’t know
Blonde: Why doesn’t anyone know??
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Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
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How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'
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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
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Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.
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How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
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A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, 'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can said for best results apply 2 coats.'
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How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.
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Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
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Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
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Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
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Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'
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Good morning everyboomie.
My day was great here. All cloudy, all rainy, all cool, all day long.
We've actually been having torrential rainfall for the last hour, the likes of which I have not seen since the ark.
No, I'm not THAT old.
My great great grandad built the ark thank you very much.
Did I tell you my mom traced out family tree all the way to Noah?
Yep, Noah Lilley.
He came from North Carolina to East Texas back in the 1830s.
I'd better post this before the rain comes back.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
~Confucius~
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Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don’t know
Blonde: Why doesn’t anyone know??
````
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
````
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
````
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
````
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'
````
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
````
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
````
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
````
Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.
````
How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
````
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
````
How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.
````
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
````
A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, 'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can said for best results apply 2 coats.'
````
How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.
````
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
````
Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
````
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
````
Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
````
Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'
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Good morning everyboomie.
My day was great here. All cloudy, all rainy, all cool, all day long.
We've actually been having torrential rainfall for the last hour, the likes of which I have not seen since the ark.
No, I'm not THAT old.
My great great grandad built the ark thank you very much.
Did I tell you my mom traced out family tree all the way to Noah?
Yep, Noah Lilley.
He came from North Carolina to East Texas back in the 1830s.
I'd better post this before the rain comes back.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
I will anyway, though. 
