Happy Hump Day

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

~Jay Leno~
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1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life.

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2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had very low elf esteem.

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3. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?

Hits a gnome and runs.

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4. What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

Saint-nickel-less.

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5. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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6. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?

His wife's family was a bunch of flakes.

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7. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

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8. What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?

A Christmas quacker.

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9. What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?

Crisp Pringles.

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10. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

They’re into all the wrapping.

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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

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Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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Name That Christmas Carol Clues:

1. Bleached Yule

2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration

3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors

4. Righteous Darkness

5. Arrival Time2400 hrs - WeatherCloudless

6. Loyal Followers Advance

7. Far Off in a Feeder

8. Array the Corridor

9. Bantam Male Percussionist

10. Monarchial Triad

11. Nocturnal Noiselessness

12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers

13. Red Man En Route to Borough

14. Frozen Precipitation Commence

15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle

16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis

17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant

18. Delight for this Planet

19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings

20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals


Need some help?

Here's your Answers:


1. White Christmas

2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

4. O Holy Night

5. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

6. O Come, All Ye Faithful

7. Away in a Manger

8. Deck the Hall

9. Little Drummer Boy

10. We Three Kings

11. Silent Night

12. God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen

13. Santa Claus is Coming to Town

14. Let it Snow

15. Go, Tell It on the Mountain

16. Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer

17. What Child is This?

18. Joy to the World

19. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

20. The Twelve Days of Christmas

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Good morning everyboomie.


Hump Day already?


Well counting today, only six more shopping days left before the big day.


We have 70% rain chances Wednesday,and then 25 mile an hour wind tomorrow, but other than that we're going to be in the upper 50s and lower 60s for the rest of the month, so no, no white Christmas for us.


I went down to Sam's today, and I'm all stocked up now, and ready for company.


I can't get Missy to lift a paw around here, so I guess I'll have to clean house myself.


She's about as useful as another female I'm close to.


Hmmm, for some reason that reminds me that my sister's birthday is the 26th.


I've got a little more shopping to do I guess. Very little.


Have an awesome day everyone.


joe

Joe! Seriously, you could do a stand up routine just on your sister! You make me laugh everytime you bring her up!
Have a happy day all! Another long one for me!

Ana

Seriously Joe...you could do stand up comedy sitting down!

Hope your long day goes quickly Ana.

I've got training today so coffee is a must to keep me focused...thanks Gerry!

Have a great Hump Day everyone!

L4L

Joe, Missy reacts the same way my cats do when I ask them if they would like to go to work for me.

Hope your long day isn't too long, Ana.

with the training, soot!

Thanks for the good wishes for Jupiter Gerry, Connie and L4L! The vet recommended we up the dosage on his medication. He's had a condition for most of his life, and he's had to take medicine for it every other day. Now we have to give him twice the dosage he's been getting every day until his appetite returns fully. Then we can do the larger amount every other day. I'm really hoping this will work. We also had blood work done and should get the results tomorrow.

I also have plans with my friend again early tomorrow afternoon.

Hope everyone has a terrific Wednesday.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, soot, and venus. Joe sounds like you are ready for Christmas. Ana hope things start slowing down for you. Soot coffee is ready to keep you focused! Venus hope Jupiter improves on the increased dose of meds. Did Jupiter's the blood work show anything? Coffee, tea, and hot chocolate are ready.
Have a Great Wednesday everyone!

Wonderful Wednesday ya'll

Warm and rainy here. I will do a little kitchen alchemy today. Hope you all have a great one

Good morning and afternoon everyboomie

Joe-Grinch: is your sister still an issue? Go on, make peace with her...

Translation work here, so my brain is humming like... well... a hummingbird! Sorry, that's the only "bird" emoticon I could find.

Happy pre Christmas days everybody.

Good night, everyone.

went to bridge.