Halloween jokes.

Posted by: curly

Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 02:43 AM

-1.Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
A - Take away his f---- bone!

-2.Q - Why didn't Dracula ever get married?
A - He just never found the right g----

-3.Q - What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A - "Do you believe in p-----"?

-4.Q - How do ghosts get through locked doors?
A - They use s------- keys!!!

-5.82. Q - What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A - N---- m---

-6.Q - What is a monster's favorite type of necklace?
A - A c-----!

-7.Q - Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain?
A - Because it d------ their spirits!

8.Q - Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A - They'd only let him be b-----!

-9.Q - What are a skeleton's favorite two musical instruments?
A - The o---- and the t-------!

-10.Q - What city do witches always pick for their annual convention?
A - W------, K-----!

lol






Posted by: Gimli

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 03:41 AM

Good morning curly, happy Halloween!

No. 5: Nightmare
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 03:48 AM

1.Funny happydance lol wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 04:10 AM

Good ones.

Gimli, do you know that in Canada there is a town called Gimli in the province of Manitoba.

http://www.gimlicommunityweb.com/
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 04:48 AM

4. Skeleton (Hope you came through the storm OK Curly, and all Boomers affected by it thumbsup) wave

Bernie monky
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 05:07 AM

2. ghoul?
Posted by: curly

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 05:16 AM

Good ones. Bernie, the storm was not so bad here compared to the US. We got some strong winds and a bit of rain.
Posted by: Lex

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 06:16 AM

3. people? smile
Posted by: curly

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 06:29 AM

Merci Lex.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 07:10 AM

9. organ and tromBone

Morning curly, eek
Posted by: Jema

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 07:22 AM

Good Morning, Curly cat

10. Wichita, Kansas
Posted by: curly

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 07:26 AM

Bonjour Mesdames. Bonne réponses. urock
Posted by: Redz

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 07:49 AM

6. choker grin wave

Power back on after 24 hours. My brother lives at the Jersey shore. He evacuated and is safe, but we don't know about the house yet.
Ocean City, NJ is closed off. A harrowing few days. frown
Posted by: Niki

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 08:24 AM

7. dampens

wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 08:48 AM

Good ones Ladies.
Posted by: Sondi

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 09:55 AM

8. batboy


wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 09:56 AM

Thanks Sondi.
Posted by: Gimli

Re: Halloween jokes. - 10/31/12 01:14 PM

Thanks for the Gimli link curley. That's funny. Happy Halloween to all of you.

Evelyne