Halloween jokes.

-1.Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
A - Take away his f---- bone!

-2.Q - Why didn't Dracula ever get married?
A - He just never found the right g----

-3.Q - What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A - "Do you believe in p-----"?

-4.Q - How do ghosts get through locked doors?
A - They use s------- keys!!!

-5.82. Q - What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A - N---- m---

-6.Q - What is a monster's favorite type of necklace?
A - A c-----!

-7.Q - Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain?
A - Because it d------ their spirits!

8.Q - Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A - They'd only let him be b-----!

-9.Q - What are a skeleton's favorite two musical instruments?
A - The o---- and the t-------!

-10.Q - What city do witches always pick for their annual convention?
A - W------, K-----!

Good morning curly, happy Halloween!

No. 5: Nightmare

1.Funny

Good ones.

Gimli, do you know that in Canada there is a town called Gimli in the province of Manitoba.

http://www.gimlicommunityweb.com/

4. Skeleton (Hope you came through the storm OK Curly, and all Boomers affected by it )

Bernie

2. ghoul?

Good ones. Bernie, the storm was not so bad here compared to the US. We got some strong winds and a bit of rain.

3. people?

Merci Lex.

9. organ and tromBone

Morning curly,

Good Morning, Curly

10. Wichita, Kansas

Bonjour Mesdames. Bonne réponses.

6. choker

Power back on after 24 hours. My brother lives at the Jersey shore. He evacuated and is safe, but we don't know about the house yet.
Ocean City, NJ is closed off. A harrowing few days.

7. dampens

Good ones Ladies.

8. batboy

Thanks Sondi.

Thanks for the Gimli link curley. That's funny. Happy Halloween to all of you.

Evelyne