Vowel Play

Posted by: Pandora

Vowel Play - 11/10/12 12:37 PM

All of the vowels and spaces have been removed from the following quotes. Can you replace them and rebuild the quotes?

-1. rgrndchldrnccptsfrrslvs,wthtrbkrffrttchngs,snnnrntrlvshsvrdn,
ntrprnts,sblngs,spss,frnds-ndhrdlyvrrwngrwnchldrn.~RthGd

-2. Whtbrgngrndchldrnr!gvthmmylschng,ndthygvmmllndllrs'wrthfplsr.

-3. fhdknwnhwwndrfltwldbthvgrndchldrn,'dhvhdthmfrst.~LsWys

-4. Mygrndmthrstrtdwlkngfvmlsdywhnshwssxty.Sh'snnty-svnnw,ndwdn'tknwwhrthhllshs.~llnDGnrs

-5. lvdthrhm.vrythngsmlldldr,wrnbtsf;thfdrmhdbkdtslfntthfrntr.
~SsnStrsbrg

-6. Mygrndmthrsvrghtyndstlldsn'tndglsss.Drnksrghttfthbttl.
~HnnyYngmn

-7. Thbstbby-sttrs,fcrs,rthbby'sgrndprnts.Yflcmpltlycmfrtblntrstngyr
bbytthmfrlngprds,whchswhymstgrndprntsfltFlrd.~DvBrry

-8. Mygrnddghtrcmtspndfwwkswthm,nddcddttchhrtsw.ftrhdgnthrgh
lngthyxplntnfhwtthrdthmchn,shstppdbck,pthrhndsnhrhps,ndsdndsblf,
"Ymnycndlltht,btycn'tplymyGmBy?"

-9. Mygrndsnwsvstngndywhnhskd,"Grmm,dyknwhwyndGdrlk?"mntlly
plshdmyhlwhlskd,"N,hwrwlk?""Y'rbthld,"hrpld.
Posted by: curly

Re: Vowel Play - 11/10/12 01:24 PM

4.My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Very funny.
Posted by: Niki

Re: Vowel Play - 11/10/12 01:36 PM

2. What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me
a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

yes
Posted by: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 11/10/12 01:47 PM

Both correct! That first one is by Ellen DeGeneres. smile
Posted by: Sondi

Re: Vowel Play - 11/10/12 04:52 PM

5. I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked Itself into the furniture. ~Susan Strasberg


wave
Posted by: flotsam

Re: Vowel Play - 11/10/12 05:22 PM

1. Our grandchildren accept us for ourselves, without rebuke or effort to change us, as no one in our entire lives has ever done, not our parents, siblings, spouses, friends - and hardly ever our own grown children - Ruth Goode
Posted by: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 11/10/12 06:53 PM

Excellent solves! wave
Posted by: GBC

Re: Vowel Play - 11/10/12 07:52 PM

8. My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthly explanation of how to thread the machine,she stepped back, put her hands on her hips and said in disbelief "you mean you can do all that but you can't play my Game Boy?
Posted by: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 11/10/12 08:31 PM

lol Rotten kid. wink
Posted by: michele rose

Re: Vowel Play - 11/11/12 04:29 PM

6. My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman rotfl
Posted by: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 11/11/12 06:52 PM

Good solve! smile
Posted by: Jema

Re: Vowel Play - 11/11/12 07:54 PM

7. The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable in trusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. ~ Dave Barry lol
Posted by: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 11/11/12 10:21 PM

Good job, Jema! smile
Posted by: Cue

Re: Vowel Play - 11/12/12 08:08 AM

9. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Gramma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old, "he replied. wave
Posted by: Flo NS

Re: Vowel Play - 11/12/12 09:06 AM

3. If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.
Lois Wyse
Posted by: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 11/12/12 09:29 AM

Excellent solves! (Note: #3 is by Lois Wyse) wave
Posted by: Cue

Re: Vowel Play - 11/12/12 09:30 AM

I fixed my mistake. How dare I think that you omitted a letter? lol I thought it was Sunday instead of one day.
Posted by: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 11/12/12 09:59 AM

lol No matter how careful we are, typos are inevitable. I got lucky this time. smile