Thanksgiving jokes.

Posted by: curly

Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 02:51 AM

-1.What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: P------- R---

-2.Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their b--- b------ are on their hats!

-3.What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his g----!

-4.What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm s------!

-5.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: P------ --.

-6.Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the d--------s

-7.What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A:He got the s------- knocked out of him!

-8.Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A:To try to h------!

9.What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
A:They use "f------ d------"!

-10.Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
A:Because he was a g------.

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Posted by: Haroula

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 03:30 AM

10.Gobbler eatfish smile wave
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 03:36 AM

2. Belt buckles lol wave

Bernie monky
Posted by: curly

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 04:12 AM

Good ones. Good morning.
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 05:15 AM

turkey 3. gravy! Morning curly! turkey
Posted by: Jema

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 06:09 AM

Good Morning, Curly cat

5. pumpkin pi

turkey
Posted by: GBC

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 06:13 AM

6. drumsticks

Morning curly, turkey
Posted by: Redz

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 06:49 AM

1. Plymouth Rock thanksgiving
Posted by: curly

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 07:04 AM

Morning, good answers.
Posted by: manxman

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 08:03 AM

7. stuffing wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 08:27 AM

Good one mxm.
Posted by: fildil

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 08:46 AM

8. hatchet
Posted by: Niki

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 10:57 AM

4. stuffed

thanksgiving
Posted by: curly

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 12:04 PM

Good answers.
Posted by: Flo NS

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 01:38 PM

9. feather dusters
Posted by: curly

Re: Thanksgiving jokes. - 11/22/12 04:25 PM

Thanks Flo.