Help me with these jokes. Thanks.

Posted by: curly

Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 05:20 AM

-1.I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a f--- o--''.

-2.There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you ----- this thing?''

-3.A jump-cable walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't s---- anything''

-4.Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the f--------.

-5.The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my d----?''.

-6.I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the c------ out of her hair.

-7.A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand c---- nuts b------- in an open f----.''

-8.Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your ---- in here''

9.I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a c----
t---------. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

10.I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly c------ myself.

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Posted by: Niki

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 05:51 AM

1. fast one wave
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 05:52 AM

2.Drive lol wave
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 06:13 AM

4. fireplace lol
Posted by: curly

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 06:26 AM

Thanks.
Posted by: Jema

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 06:51 AM

Hi again. catrub

7. CHESS nuts BOASTING in an open FOYER grin
Posted by: Cue

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 07:07 AM

5. drift lol Morning Curly
Posted by: curly

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 07:15 AM

Good ones. Hey Cue.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 07:47 AM

3. start

Morning curly, yay12
Posted by: manxman

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 08:08 AM

6. cobwebs wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 08:35 AM

Morning. Bonne réponses.
Posted by: Lex

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 08:44 AM

8. Type wink
Posted by: curly

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 08:45 AM

Merci. Were you away?
Posted by: Redz

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 09:05 AM

9. check tablecover (tablecloth) grin wave
Posted by: Flo NS

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 09:31 AM

10. contain
Posted by: curly

Re: Help me with these jokes. Thanks. - 11/29/12 09:37 AM

Nice finish.