Posted By: Urban Worrier
Into the New Year with Mr Swifty! - 01/01/13 04:17 PM
More Tom Swifties. (For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
ยท-1. "Would you like some soda in your whiskey?" asked Tom c----------
-2. "I wish I'd said that, Oscar," said Tom w-----.
-3. "I'm here - with a gift!" said Tom p--------.
-4. "I can't march any more!" the soldier called h--------
-5. "There's room for one more," Tom a-------.
-6. "Mom is German," Tom m-------.
-7. "I'm not a nice girl," Mrs Swifty whispered t-----
-8. "I bet I could fix your camera," Tom said in a f----
-9. "We have a table booked for dinner" Tom said with r----------.
-10. "This decay wasn't there before," said Tom n-----------
Rog!
