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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, UrbanWorrier!

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Judging to be done on or before this Sunday evening.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...

Welcome to a place where Feng Shui has no meaning.

Decisions decisions!!!!!!!

un deux trois what comes next?

[The door of the underground dungeon where the moderators are kept creaks opens slowly and Urban Worrier tiptoes out. He looks around furtively for Pandora, and not seeing her, he speaks:]

Keep 'em coming, folks - four days to go!

[His message delivered, he scoots back into the dungeon, slamming the door behind him. There is the sound of locks being locked and bolts being thrown. A sigh of relief is heard...]

Mr. Ecclethorpe, 93, at the moment of unintentionally stepping off the beaten path and careening headlong down the snowy slope, was thankful that he had remembered to bring along Frida, his trusty walking stick, as ballast.

now where did I put my map?

his wife sent him out to get her washing in and she is timing him

Rog

Seeing no other chance for escape, the disgraced Urban Warrior hits the slopes in the high mountains, hoping to escape Pandora's infamous wrath.

He can run, but he can't hide.

Lindsay Vonn took home gold in the new "Ridiculous Slalom" event with a time of 2:33:16:21.

A dry run for Avalanche Awareness Week.

Where's the Yeti?

"Uh-oh," thought the ex-yachter turned skiier on his first downhill run. "If it's red right returning, I'm up the snowy creek without a skipole."

Moments before reaching the cliff, Alvin thought, "hmm, I wonder why all the other skiers are on that course over there?"

poor UW is heading straight into Pandoras trap
should we warn him?
nah

Time's running out for your chance to gain the fabulous trophy - judging in about a day and a half...

OK - it's Sunday evening over here, so it's judgment time.

Lots of great entries (some libellous - you will be hearinfg from my lawyers ) and a tough choice. An honorable mention must go to Doc Paul for his "feng shui" one-liner, but the winner (purely for the fact that it's such a totally surreal idea) is Niki with:

"his wife sent him out to get her washing in and she is timing him"

Congrats, Niki!

Congratulations to Niki on her 4th trophy!

Congrats, Niki!

oh, thanks, I wasn`t expecting that

Niki .. Congratulations! Well done!