COUNTer productive..

Have I got V vowels and C consonants?

Replace V and C each with a written number,
such that when the sentence is complete with
these 2 numbers, V will be exactly the number
of vowels and C will be exactly the number of
consonants in the sentence.

Of course, you'd write 3 as "three"!

Have I got eighteen vowels and twenty eight consonants?

OK if you count the "y" as a vowel.

What about the y = consonant?

Have I got seventeen vowels and twenty nine consonants?

Oh yes you do, Cue!