Jokes.(Hints)

Posted by: curly

Jokes.(Hints) - 03/20/13 02:37 AM

Help me with these jokes please.

-1.What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An i----------r

-2. How much does a pirate charge for earrings?
A b--- an ---

-3.What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll r--- and s----

-4.Did you hear about that new broom? It's
s------g the n----n

-5.What gets wetter the more it dries? a -----

-6.What do you call a fat psychic? A f--- c---
t----r.

-7.Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the --
s-----n. (Think UK gas station)

-8.What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's p------.

-9.What did Delaware? A N-- ------.

10.What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi C----. (Think Cheers regular)

lol





Posted by: Haroula

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 04:26 AM

5.A towel lol wave
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 04:41 AM

2. A buck an ear lol Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 05:00 AM

Morning, good ones.
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 05:19 AM

1. investigator! lol wave
Posted by: Jema

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 06:03 AM

Good Morning, Curly cat

6. four chin teller lol
Posted by: GBC

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 06:33 AM

4. sweeping the nation.

Morning curly, chocobunny
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 06:33 AM

Good ones. Hi Jema.
Posted by: Cue

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 07:22 AM

8. popcorn grin wave Morning Curly
Posted by: manxman

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 07:24 AM

3. rise and shine smile
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 07:26 AM

Thanks. Hi Cue.
Posted by: Redz

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 08:27 AM

4. sweeping the nation grin wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 09:00 AM

Thanks Joan.
Posted by: Urban Worrier

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 02:47 PM

9. New Jersey

Ah - memories of Perry Como... lol
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/20/13 03:23 PM

Merci Rog.
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/21/13 02:22 AM

see hints.
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Jokes.(Hints) - 03/21/13 03:32 AM

7.B.P Station lol wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes.(Hints) - 03/21/13 03:56 AM

Thanks Haroula.
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Jokes.(Hints) - 03/21/13 04:34 AM

10 Hi Cliff ? wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes.(Hints) - 03/21/13 05:02 AM

Merci