Jokes.(Hints)

Help me with these jokes please.

-1.What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An i----------r

-2. How much does a pirate charge for earrings?
A b--- an ---

-3.What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll r--- and s----

-4.Did you hear about that new broom? It's
s------g the n----n

-5.What gets wetter the more it dries? a -----

-6.What do you call a fat psychic? A f--- c---
t----r.

-7.Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the --
s-----n. (Think UK gas station)

-8.What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's p------.

-9.What did Delaware? A N-- ------.

10.What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi C----. (Think Cheers regular)

5.A towel

2. A buck an ear Hi Curly

Bernie

Morning, good ones.

1. investigator!

Good Morning, Curly

6. four chin teller

4. sweeping the nation.

Morning curly,

Good ones. Hi Jema.

8. popcorn Morning Curly

3. rise and shine

Thanks. Hi Cue.

4. sweeping the nation

Thanks Joan.

9. New Jersey

Ah - memories of Perry Como...

Merci Rog.

see hints.

7.B.P Station

Thanks Haroula.

10 Hi Cliff ?

Bernie

Merci