Posted by: curly

Jokes. - 03/28/13 02:42 AM

I hope you will enjoy these!

-1.Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He p---- way.

-2.Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? A: He p----- a m-----

-3.Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm c----- down with

-4.Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the s----

-5.Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: We make p------ c----.

-6.Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the
s------g p---s.

-7.Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief? A: He got t----- m-----; they say his days are n-------.

8.Q: Did you hear about the monster with five legs? A: His t------- fit him like a g----.

-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

-10.Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his p------ were in a j--!


Posted by: Haroula

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 03:18 AM

1.Pasta lol wave
Good morning smile
Posted by: Jema

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 03:36 AM

Good Morning, Curly cat

7. twelve months / numbered
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 04:00 AM

Nice starts, good morning.
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 04:27 AM

4. "it saw the salad dressing" lol - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 05:06 AM

Hi Bernie, good answer.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 05:49 AM

10. parents were in a jam.

Morning curly, snicker
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 06:35 AM

Hi Gail, good one.
Posted by: Redz

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 06:38 AM

2. pulled a mussel grin wave
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 07:14 AM

3. I think I'm "coming" down with "something"! lol
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 07:17 AM

Good ones Ladies.
Posted by: Flo NS

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 09:23 AM

5. We make perfect cents/sense
Posted by: michele rose

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 10:06 AM

6. sleeping pills lol
Posted by: Cue

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 10:13 AM

9. "One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!" lol Hi Curly
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 10:17 AM

Good ones. Hi Cue.
Posted by: Marian

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 10:50 AM

8. trousers/glove wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 03/28/13 12:12 PM

Good one Marian.