Jokes.

I hope you will enjoy these!

-1.Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He p---- way.

-2.Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? A: He p----- a m-----

-3.Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm c----- down with
s-------g

-4.Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the s----
d-------!

-5.Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: We make p------ c----.

-6.Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the
s------g p---s.

-7.Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief? A: He got t----- m-----; they say his days are n-------.

8.Q: Did you hear about the monster with five legs? A: His t------- fit him like a g----.

-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

-10.Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his p------ were in a j--!

1.Pasta
Good morning

Good Morning, Curly

7. twelve months / numbered

Nice starts, good morning.

4. "it saw the salad dressing" - Hi Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie, good answer.

10. parents were in a jam.

Morning curly,

Hi Gail, good one.

2. pulled a mussel

3. I think I'm "coming" down with "something"!

Good ones Ladies.

5. We make perfect cents/sense

6. sleeping pills

9. "One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!" Hi Curly

Good ones. Hi Cue.

8. trousers/glove

Good one Marian.