Posted By: Urban Worrier
Do My Eyes See Mr Swifty Approaching? - 03/28/13 08:44 PM
More Tom Swifties. (For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
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-1. "Where did you put the crowbar?" Tom p----.
-2. "Our family is going camping next week," Tom said i-------.
-3. "That's an ugly hippopotamus!" said Tom h-------------.
-4. "Now I can do some painting," said Tom e-----.
-5. "I've just paid my annual subscription," Tom r---------
-6. "I won't tell you anything about my salivary glands," said Tom s----------.
-7. "Is your name Frank Lee?" Tom asked f------.
-8. "I only use a shampoo," said Tom u--------------.
-9. "Dinna wave that axe aboot, Jimmy!" said Tom h---------.
-10. "It's the quotient of two integers," said Tom r---------.
-11. "Emily has put on weight," said Tom e-----------.
-12. "Have I been emasculated?" Tom d-------.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
ยท-1. "Where did you put the crowbar?" Tom p----.
-2. "Our family is going camping next week," Tom said i-------.
-3. "That's an ugly hippopotamus!" said Tom h-------------.
-4. "Now I can do some painting," said Tom e-----.
-5. "I've just paid my annual subscription," Tom r---------
-6. "I won't tell you anything about my salivary glands," said Tom s----------.
-7. "Is your name Frank Lee?" Tom asked f------.
-8. "I only use a shampoo," said Tom u--------------.
-9. "Dinna wave that axe aboot, Jimmy!" said Tom h---------.
-10. "It's the quotient of two integers," said Tom r---------.
-11. "Emily has put on weight," said Tom e-----------.
-12. "Have I been emasculated?" Tom d-------.
