Jokes.

Please finish these for me. Thanks.

-1.What did the the tie say to the hat?
You go on a ----, I'll just ---- around.

-2.Why do melons get married in church?
Because they c--------e.

3.What building has the most stories?
The l------.

-4.What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are ---- days!

-5.What is big, white, gives milk, and has one horn?
A ---- t----.

6.When is rabbit soup not good?
When there's a ---- in it!

7.Where did the butcher dance?
At the m-------!

-8.Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the b-----.

9.Why did they put a fence around the cemetery?
People were ----- to get in!

-10.Why did the lady miss her husband?
Because she never s--- a g-- before!

5.A milk truck

1. "You go on a HEAD, I'll just HANG around" - Hi Curly

Bernie

Morning, good ones.

2. cantaloup - can`t elope

4. "weak" (week)

Good answers.

bottom

Morning curly

10. shot a gun

Merci Ladies.

6. When there's a hare in it. Morning Curly

Good Morning, Curly

7. At the meatball

3. The library

9. dying

Too late!

All good. A demain Lex.