Cryptograms

Posted by: Urban Worrier

Cryptograms - 04/16/13 05:13 PM

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Posted by: Sondi

Re: Cryptograms - 04/16/13 05:45 PM

5. But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing,
rather than to get the right answer. ~Tom Lehrer smile

wave
Posted by: manxman

Re: Cryptograms - 04/16/13 05:56 PM

10. If Paul Revere had be a modern day citizen, he wouldn't have ridden down main street. He would have tweeted. ~Alec Ross wave
Posted by: Jema

Re: Cryptograms - 04/16/13 07:03 PM

1. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that
heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!)
but 'That's funny... ~ Isaac Asimov wave


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Posted by: Haroula

Re: Cryptograms - 04/17/13 02:52 AM

8.In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. Rodney Dangerfield.
lol wave
Posted by: Urban Worrier

Re: Cryptograms - 04/17/13 06:48 AM

A goodly selection of winners! grin
Posted by: manxman

Re: Cryptograms - 04/17/13 06:33 PM

4. Physics is really nothing more than a search for ultimate simplicity, but so far all we have is a kind of elegant messiness. ~Bill Bryson smile
Posted by: Sondi

Re: Cryptograms - 04/18/13 02:54 PM

6. One thing I have learned in a long life: that all our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike -- and yet it is the most precious thing we have. ~Albert Einstein

wave
Posted by: Urban Worrier

Re: Cryptograms - 04/18/13 04:42 PM

Both good! wave
Posted by: Jema

Re: Cryptograms - 04/18/13 05:28 PM

3. We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very
average star. But we can understand the universe. That makes us something
very special. ~ Stephen Hawking


Rog, did you check out #9 on your original post? wave
Posted by: CCbomber

Re: Cryptograms - 04/19/13 01:30 AM

2. Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic
building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity
than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. ~FranK Zappa

smile
Posted by: BobH

Re: Cryptograms - 04/19/13 07:39 AM

Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spend all your time thinking about them. ~Mark Haddon
Posted by: Urban Worrier

Re: Cryptograms - 04/19/13 01:01 PM

Three more crossed off!

Good to see you back in the garden, Bob wave

Wonder how that happened Jema?? Perhaps it was that infinite number of monkeys again, giving me a cryptogram where A=A, B=B etc. oops
Posted by: BobH

Re: Cryptograms - 04/19/13 09:26 PM

Thanks Urban Worrier. It's good to be back again. happydance