Jokes.(Hint)

Posted by: curly

Jokes.(Hint) - 04/22/13 02:45 AM

Help me with these jokes please.

-1.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘t-------’?

-2.When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in a------.

-3.Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a
c--------n.

-4.I ask my boss for a raise on Friday night, when I came to work Monday morning, there was a t-------- b--- on my chair.

-5.I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: c------- t--- is 18.

6.Unless your name is G-----…stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING… (we use this to search)

-7.Hedgehogs. Why can't they just s---- the h----?

-8.I got praised for my parking yesterday, someone left a piece of paper on my car saying "p------ f---".

-9.What do you call a pig with three eyes?P----.

-10.What do people in China call their good q------ p-----?

lol
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 02:49 AM

9.Piiig lol
Good morniiig wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 02:50 AM

Hiii Haroula, good one.
Posted by: BobH

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 03:29 AM

Good ones Curly.

7. share the hedge rotfl
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 03:31 AM

1. Terminal - I love these Curly, thanks thumbsup wave

Bernie happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 04:04 AM

Thanks. Good answers.
Posted by: Jema

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 04:09 AM

Good Morning, Curly cat

3. confession
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 05:02 AM

Good one Jema.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 05:37 AM

5. checkout time

Morning curly, lol
Posted by: Flo NS

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 06:11 AM

2. advance
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 06:24 AM

Morning, good ones.
Posted by: Niki

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 07:15 AM

10. quality plates smile
Posted by: Cue

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 07:24 AM

8. parking fine lol Morning Curly
Posted by: OrleansBelle

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 08:14 AM

4 - telephone book
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 08:38 AM

Morning, good ones.
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 04/22/13 01:11 PM

see hint.
Posted by: Lex

Re: Jokes.(Hint) - 04/22/13 01:17 PM

6. Google smile
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes.(Hint) - 04/22/13 03:35 PM

Absolument.