Posted By: curly
Jokes.(Hint) - 04/22/13 07:45 AM
Help me with these jokes please.
-1.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘t-------’?
-2.When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in a------.
-3.Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a
c--------n.
-4.I ask my boss for a raise on Friday night, when I came to work Monday morning, there was a t-------- b--- on my chair.
-5.I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: c------- t--- is 18.
6.Unless your name is G-----…stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING… (we use this to search)
-7.Hedgehogs. Why can't they just s---- the h----?
-8.I got praised for my parking yesterday, someone left a piece of paper on my car saying "p------ f---".
-9.What do you call a pig with three eyes?P----.
-10.What do people in China call their good q------ p-----?
-1.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘t-------’?
-2.When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in a------.
-3.Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a
c--------n.
-4.I ask my boss for a raise on Friday night, when I came to work Monday morning, there was a t-------- b--- on my chair.
-5.I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: c------- t--- is 18.
6.Unless your name is G-----…stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING… (we use this to search)
-7.Hedgehogs. Why can't they just s---- the h----?
-8.I got praised for my parking yesterday, someone left a piece of paper on my car saying "p------ f---".
-9.What do you call a pig with three eyes?P----.
-10.What do people in China call their good q------ p-----?
