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Jokes.

Posted By: curly

Jokes. - 05/07/13 07:39 AM

I need help with these jokes.

-1.I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my ------ thinks he can get me five.

-2.I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in --- c--.

-3.I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are f------!

4.I used to work at a factory where they made h------s; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

-5.I like my dental hygienist. I think she's very pretty. So when I'm waiting in her office I eat an entire bag of Oreo cookies. She had to cancel all her other a-----------.

-6.There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the e---------.

-7.There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a t------- in the air.

-8.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a l------- on the same night.

-9.Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a b--- h--- and a b--- g--, and still think they are sexy.

-10.What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
Never l--- the s----.

lol
Posted By: bermag45

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 08:49 AM

1. Lawyer lol Good morning Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 09:03 AM

Hi Bernie, good answer.
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 11:04 AM

5. appointments lol
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 11:31 AM

Merci Gerry.
Posted By: GBC

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 11:45 AM

8. laxative lol

Morning curly
Posted By: Niki

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 12:20 PM

9. bald head and a beer gut lol
Posted By: Redz

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 12:38 PM

7. tortilla grin wave
Posted By: Cue

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 12:54 PM

2. one car lol Morning Curly wave
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 01:22 PM

Joan try again, last letter is e. Others are right.
Posted By: manxman

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 01:52 PM

10. lick the spoon smile
Posted By: Sondi

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 02:11 PM

3. furious grin

wave
Posted By: Haroula

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 02:33 PM

7.Triangle smile wave
Posted By: Jema

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 04:05 PM

Good Morning, Curly cat

6. escalators?
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 04:16 PM

Good ones.
Posted By: BobH

Re: Jokes. - 05/07/13 09:01 PM

4. highways?
Posted By: Koala

Re: Jokes. - 05/08/13 04:45 AM

4. Hydrants

smile
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 05/08/13 06:34 AM

You got it K.
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