Jokes.

Posted by: curly

Jokes. - 06/12/13 01:59 AM

-1.My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my d------ t---."

-2.First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my p------ has.

-3.My personal favorite has always been the one where the waiter comes up to the guy and says, "And how did you find your steak, sir?"
"I just moved my p----- and there it was!"

4.If you want to look at stars you use a telescope.
If you want to see above water from a sub you use a periscope.
When a doctor checks your heart he uses a stethoscope.
What do you use to look through walls?

-5.Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was o---------- in his field.

-6.Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind...it's p--------...

-7.How did Hitler tie his shoesies?
In little k-------!

-8.Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale. A: She was known as the d--- C d---.

-9.Q: What is the range of a trombone? A: About 10 yards if you've got a g--- a--.

-10.A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the b-- t----- here?"

lol
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 02:34 AM

10.bar tender lol wave
Good morning happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 02:54 AM

Hi Haroula, good answer.
Posted by: BobH

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 02:58 AM

1. driving test

wave
Posted by: Niki

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 03:06 AM

2. plumber lol
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 03:59 AM

3. Potato lol Hi Curly wave

Bernie happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 04:02 AM

Thanks all.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 05:47 AM

8. deep C diva

Morning curly, kissy
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 06:31 AM

Hi Gail, good one.
Posted by: michele rose

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 07:10 AM

5. outstanding lol
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 07:28 AM

Good one michele.
Posted by: Cue

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 08:06 AM

7. knotsies lol Morning Curly wave
Posted by: manxman

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 08:08 AM

6. pointless wave
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 08:32 AM

9-good arm lol
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 08:43 AM

Good ones. Good morning.
Posted by: Jema

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 10:09 AM

Good Morning, curly cat

4. windows?
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 06/12/13 11:14 AM

You're too smart Jema.