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10. Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed. Charles M Schulz

7. If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlour.

~Christiaan Barnard

5. Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity. ~John F. Kennedy

Good solves all!

3. I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend
to waste any of mine running around doing exercises. ~ Neil Armstrong

4.Οccasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That's my kind of jogging. Gary Reilly

Two more little gems!

8. The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and
said, "If we're going to charge ten dollars an hour, we can't call it jumping
up and down." ~ Rita Rudner

Yes, Jema!

9. Fat people who want to reduce should take their exercise on an empty stomach and sit down to their food out of breath.... Thin people who want to get fat should do exactly the opposite and never take exercise on an empty stomach. ~Hippocrates

What about people who want to stay the same but just redistribute it a bit, then?

6. I remember thinking to myself that if I ever reached a point in my life where I had to walk to get exercise, it might be time to clean out my ears with a gun. ~Jim Wendler

2. But if sedentary behaviour makes us fat and physical activity prevents it, shouldn't the "exercise explosion" and the "new fitness revolution" have launched an(d) epidemic of leanness rather than coinciding with an epidemic of obesity? ~Gary Taubes

Good ones, both!

1.My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres

Yes!