Mainly kid jokes.

Posted by: curly

Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 02:19 AM

-1.Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: L------ get together!

-2.Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a v----!

-3.Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and q-------!

-4.Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not p------ well

-5.Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has r------ there for years!

-6.Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A: To get to the s----- hand shop.

-7.Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a c---- g------.

-8.Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: S---- with me and we will go p-----!

-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

10.Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? A: So he could t-- the s----.

lol



Posted by: Haroula

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 03:04 AM

2.Virus lol
Good morning wave
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 03:52 AM

1. "Lettuce get together" - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 04:07 AM

Good morning and answers.
Posted by: Lex

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 04:25 AM

3. Milk and quackers! wink
Posted by: curly

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 04:58 AM

Merci buckets.
Posted by: Jema

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 06:17 AM

Good Morning, curly cat

7. clean getaway grin
Posted by: curly

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 06:19 AM

Good one kiddo.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 06:40 AM

5. reigned

Morning curly, laugh
Posted by: curly

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 07:01 AM

Hi Gail. Bonne réponse.
Posted by: OrleansBelle

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 08:23 AM

6 - second
Posted by: curly

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 08:36 AM

oui
Posted by: manxman

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 08:54 AM

4. peeling wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 09:34 AM

Thanks mxm.
Posted by: Redz

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 09:35 AM

9. crack - plaster grin wave
Posted by: Marian

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 10:05 AM

8. stick - places wave
Posted by: DoreenS

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 10:08 AM

8. stick / postal penguin
Posted by: MsMercury

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 10:09 AM

10. Tie the score wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 10:09 AM

Good ones. Marian is right.
Posted by: BobH

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 06:53 PM

Marian may be right but I like Doreen's answer better. rotfl
Posted by: soot

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/12/13 08:38 PM

oh my Bob eek

grin lol
Posted by: curly

Re: Mainly kid jokes. - 07/13/13 04:17 AM

Thanks Mary.