Vowel Play

All of the vowels and spaces have been removed from the following quotes. Can you replace them and rebuild the quotes?

-1. Drv-nbnkswrstblshdsmstfthcrstdycldsthrrlwnrs.
-2. Nthngsmstbrngnnmrgncysqcklyspttngmnysdncsfn.
-3. Blssdbthswhnttlvlydscssnswththhplsslymtfrthyshllbknwnsdntsts.
-4. Fnnyhwfv-dllrbllcnlksbgwhnytkttchrchndssmllwhnytkttthstr.
-5. Prhpsrysndtbwshdbyrtrsncnwhlsthtwcnslfwthclrrvwgn.
-6. Fthrhdsprtndngthprsntylvmstssp-n--rp.
-7. Bythtmmnrlzshsfthrwsrghthhssnwhthnksh'swrng.
-8. WtchngyrdghtrbngcllctdbyhrdtflslkhndngvrmllndllrStrdvrstgrll.
-9. Thrrthrwystgtsmthngdn;dtyrslf,hrsmn,rfrbdyrkdstdt.
-10. Ycntllwhthrmnsclvrbyhsnswrs.Ycntllwhthrmnswsbyhsqstns.

8. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a
million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Too true!

1. Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

10. You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.

Good solves!

7. By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.

Well solved, curly.

2. Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.

Also true!

3. Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute for they shall be called dentists.

4. Funny how a five dollar bill can look so big when you take it to church and so small when you take it to the store.

Good solves!

9. There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone,
or forbid your kids to do it.

Erma Bombeck said she knew how to get every pothole in the world fixed - forbid young children to pack them with dirt.

5. Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while so that we can see life with a clearer view again.

Good solve, Flo!

6. Father had us pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

It was always so nicely packaged. Very close, Cue, but some tweaking is needed.

Oh oh...gonna have to think about it!

6.Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Now it's perfect!

Ahhhh...thanks, Haroula. I was stuck trying to figure out something different on the other end.