Jokes again.(Chicken this time)

-1.Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
(It was stuck to the c------'- f---!)

2.What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
(An e------!)

-3.What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(F--- w------!)

-4.Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the q---- of d---!)

-5.How do chickens bake a cake?
(F--- s------!)

-6.Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for c------ f---!)

-7.What's the most musical part of a chicken?
(The d--------!)

-8.Why did the chicken go to the seance?
(To get to the o---- s---!)

-9.What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(R---- b---!)

-10.Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we n--- the e---.

3. fowl weather

1. Chicken's foot - Hi Curly

Bernie

Good starts. Hi Bernie.

7. drumstick

Morning curly,

6. chicken feed

4. quack of dawn

Morning, good ones.

8. other side

10. need the eggs

5. from scratch

Thanks.

Good Morning, curly

9. roost beef

Hi Jema, good answer.

2. eggroll

Thanks Gail.