Dog Jokes.

Posted by: curly

Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 02:18 AM

-1.What animal keeps the best time?
(A w---- d--!)

2.Why don't dogs make good dancers?
(Because they have two l--- f---!)

-3.What type of markets do dogs avoid?
(F--- m------!)

-4.When is a black dog not a black dog?
(When it's a g--------!)

-5.What did one flea say to the other?
(Should we w--- or take a d--?)

-6.What do you call a dog that is left handed?
(A s---- p--!)

-7.What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
(A j-- s-----!)

-8.What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
(A b-- h----)

-9.Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?
(She got a ticket for l--------!)

-10.What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
(A c------ s------!)

puppy
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 02:56 AM

10.croaker spaniel lol wave
Good morning happydance
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 03:27 AM

1. A watch dog lol Hi Curky wave

Bernie happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 04:10 AM

Good morning. Good answers.
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 05:56 AM

5. wade or take a dip?
Posted by: curly

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 06:18 AM

Try again Gerry.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 06:22 AM

9. littering. lol

Morning curly, hearts
Posted by: curly

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 07:04 AM

Hi Gail, good one. wink
Posted by: Jema

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 07:25 AM

Good Morning, curly cat

3. flea markets grin
Posted by: michele rose

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 07:28 AM

4. greyhound lol
Posted by: MsMercury

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 08:08 AM

8. Bud hound wave
Posted by: manxman

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 08:30 AM

5. walk or take a dog wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 08:55 AM

Thanks all.
Posted by: Flo NS

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 09:33 AM

7. jet setter
Posted by: Cue

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 10:27 AM

6. a south paw lol Morning Curly
Posted by: curly

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 10:55 AM

Good ones, hi Cue.
Posted by: DoreenS

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 11:18 AM

2. two left feet? penguin
Posted by: curly

Re: Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 11:35 AM

Mais oui Doreen.