Posted By: curly
Dog Jokes. - 08/02/13 07:18 AM
-1.What animal keeps the best time?
(A w---- d--!)
2.Why don't dogs make good dancers?
(Because they have two l--- f---!)
-3.What type of markets do dogs avoid?
(F--- m------!)
-4.When is a black dog not a black dog?
(When it's a g--------!)
-5.What did one flea say to the other?
(Should we w--- or take a d--?)
-6.What do you call a dog that is left handed?
(A s---- p--!)
-7.What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
(A j-- s-----!)
-8.What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
(A b-- h----)
-9.Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?
(She got a ticket for l--------!)
-10.What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
(A c------ s------!)
(A w---- d--!)
2.Why don't dogs make good dancers?
(Because they have two l--- f---!)
-3.What type of markets do dogs avoid?
(F--- m------!)
-4.When is a black dog not a black dog?
(When it's a g--------!)
-5.What did one flea say to the other?
(Should we w--- or take a d--?)
-6.What do you call a dog that is left handed?
(A s---- p--!)
-7.What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
(A j-- s-----!)
-8.What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
(A b-- h----)
-9.Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?
(She got a ticket for l--------!)
-10.What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
(A c------ s------!)
