More jokes.(Hint)

Posted by: curly

More jokes.(Hint) - 09/06/13 02:28 AM

-1.Why did the pig take a bath?
(The farmer said, "H------"!)

-2.What snakes are good at doing sums?
(A-----!)

-3.Why are snakes hard to fool?
(You can't p--- their l--!)

-4.What is a snake's favorite dance?
(The m----!)

5.Why couldn't the snake talk?
(It had a f--g in his t----t!)

-6.How do two snails fight?
(They s--- it out!)

-7.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(Finding ---- a worm in your apple!)

-8.What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
(O--- in the court!)

-9.What is out of bounds?
(A t---- k-------!)

-10.What did the skeleton order for dinner?
(S---- r---!)

lol
Posted by: bermag45

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 03:53 AM

1. "The farmer said hogwash" lol Good morning Curly wave

Bernie happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 04:00 AM

Hi Bernie, good answer.
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 05:33 AM

2." Adders"
Morning curly!
Posted by: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 05:45 AM

Hi Gerry, good one.
Posted by: GBC

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 06:42 AM

10. spare ribs

Morning curly, yes
Posted by: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 07:23 AM

Hi Gail. Merci.
Posted by: michele rose

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 07:34 AM

6. slug lol
Posted by: Jema

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 07:52 AM

Good Morning, curly cat

8. odor lol
Posted by: manxman

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 08:01 AM

3. pull their leg wave
Posted by: OrleansBelle

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 08:07 AM

5 - fork in its tongue
Posted by: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 08:58 AM

OB try again. Others are right.
Posted by: Marian

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 09:48 AM

9. tired kangaroo? smile
Posted by: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 10:06 AM

Thanks Marian.
Posted by: Redz

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 10:09 AM

4. mambo wave
Posted by: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 11:27 AM

Thanks Joan. The o should be a.
Posted by: CCbomber

Re: More jokes. - 09/07/13 01:06 AM

7. Finding half a worm in your apple eek
Posted by: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/07/13 02:18 AM

Good one.

Two more letters added to no.5
Posted by: Haroula

Re: More jokes.(Hint) - 09/07/13 02:42 AM

5.frog in his throat lol
Good morning wave
Posted by: curly

Re: More jokes.(Hint) - 09/07/13 03:56 AM

Hi Haroula, good answer. Have a nice weekend.