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More jokes.(Hint)

Posted By: curly

More jokes.(Hint) - 09/06/13 07:28 AM

-1.Why did the pig take a bath?
(The farmer said, "H------"!)

-2.What snakes are good at doing sums?
(A-----!)

-3.Why are snakes hard to fool?
(You can't p--- their l--!)

-4.What is a snake's favorite dance?
(The m----!)

5.Why couldn't the snake talk?
(It had a f--g in his t----t!)

-6.How do two snails fight?
(They s--- it out!)

-7.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(Finding ---- a worm in your apple!)

-8.What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
(O--- in the court!)

-9.What is out of bounds?
(A t---- k-------!)

-10.What did the skeleton order for dinner?
(S---- r---!)

lol
Posted By: bermag45

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 08:53 AM

1. "The farmer said hogwash" lol Good morning Curly wave

Bernie happydance
Posted By: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 09:00 AM

Hi Bernie, good answer.
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 10:33 AM

2." Adders"
Morning curly!
Posted By: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 10:45 AM

Hi Gerry, good one.
Posted By: GBC

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 11:42 AM

10. spare ribs

Morning curly, yes
Posted By: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 12:23 PM

Hi Gail. Merci.
Posted By: michele rose

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 12:34 PM

6. slug lol
Posted By: Jema

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 12:52 PM

Good Morning, curly cat

8. odor lol
Posted By: manxman

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 01:01 PM

3. pull their leg wave
Posted By: OrleansBelle

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 01:07 PM

5 - fork in its tongue
Posted By: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 01:58 PM

OB try again. Others are right.
Posted By: Marian

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 02:48 PM

9. tired kangaroo? smile
Posted By: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 03:06 PM

Thanks Marian.
Posted By: Redz

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 03:09 PM

4. mambo wave
Posted By: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/06/13 04:27 PM

Thanks Joan. The o should be a.
Posted By: CCbomber

Re: More jokes. - 09/07/13 06:06 AM

7. Finding half a worm in your apple eek
Posted By: curly

Re: More jokes. - 09/07/13 07:18 AM

Good one.

Two more letters added to no.5
Posted By: Haroula

Re: More jokes.(Hint) - 09/07/13 07:42 AM

5.frog in his throat lol
Good morning wave
Posted By: curly

Re: More jokes.(Hint) - 09/07/13 08:56 AM

Hi Haroula, good answer. Have a nice weekend.
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