Posted By: Urban Worrier
Tom's Tuesday Ten - 09/10/13 05:36 PM
More Tom Swifties. (For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
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-1. "I've got sand in my dinner," said Tom g-------.
-2. "Division before addition," said Tom, citing p---------.
-3. "See what happens if I pour dishwashing liquid in the public fountain," Tom b------.
-4. "The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm," said Tom h-----------.
-5. "You haven't got time to drop that letter in the mail-box before it's emptied," Tom p---------.
-6. "It's a unit of electric current," said Tom a----.
-7. "I don't have a boyfriend," said Mrs Swifty g----------.
-8. "The Hays Office censors took all the rude bits out of my show," said Tom d--------.
-9. "This young girl has been kidnapped," said Tom m---------.
-10. "That just doesn't add up," said Tom, n---------.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
ยท-1. "I've got sand in my dinner," said Tom g-------.
-2. "Division before addition," said Tom, citing p---------.
-3. "See what happens if I pour dishwashing liquid in the public fountain," Tom b------.
-4. "The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm," said Tom h-----------.
-5. "You haven't got time to drop that letter in the mail-box before it's emptied," Tom p---------.
-6. "It's a unit of electric current," said Tom a----.
-7. "I don't have a boyfriend," said Mrs Swifty g----------.
-8. "The Hays Office censors took all the rude bits out of my show," said Tom d--------.
-9. "This young girl has been kidnapped," said Tom m---------.
-10. "That just doesn't add up," said Tom, n---------.
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