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Jokes.

Posted By: curly

Jokes. - 09/11/13 07:47 AM

-1.What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
L--- b----!

-2.What has eight legs and eight eyes?
E---- p------!

-3.What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Something between us s-----!

-4.Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the p------- have e--- and the c--- has e---!

-5.Patient: I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Doctor: P--- yourself t-------!

-6.Why didn't the girl tell the doctor that she ate some glue?
Her l--- were s-----!

-7.What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
W----'- p--?

-8.What did the nut say when it sneezed?
C-----!

-9.What cheese is made backwards? ----

10.Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
She was b---- with the h--- business!)

happydance


Posted By: bermag45

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 09:04 AM

1. Lazy bones lol Good morning Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 09:05 AM

Hi Bernie, good one.
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 09:29 AM

7. Where's pop? lol wave
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 10:01 AM

Good one Gerry.
Posted By: Haroula

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 10:43 AM

8.cashew lol wave
Good morning happydance
Posted By: Redz

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 11:13 AM

3. smells grin wave
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 11:29 AM

Good answers. Hi Haroula.
Posted By: Cue

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 12:17 PM

9. edam wave Morning Curly
Posted By: Jema

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 12:26 PM

Good Morning, curly cat

4.Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! grin
Posted By: michele rose

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 12:34 PM

6. Her lips were sealed! wave
Posted By: GBC

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 01:38 PM

10. she was bored with the hole business.

Morning curly, smile
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 01:38 PM

Morning, good ones.
Posted By: Flo NS

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 01:47 PM

5. Pull yourself together.
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 02:14 PM

Thanks Flo.
Posted By: manxman

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 06:11 PM

2. eight pirates wave
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 09/11/13 06:49 PM

Right mxm.
Posted By: BobH

Re: Jokes. - 09/12/13 06:36 AM

10. bored hole wave
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 09/12/13 01:40 PM

Thanks Bob.
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