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Kid jokes.(Halloween)

Posted By: curly

Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 07:28 AM

-1.Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
(Because he was w------ up in himself!)

-2.What position does a ghost play in soccer?
(G------!)

-3.What are a ghost's favorite pants?
(B-- j----!)

-4.What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
(It was love at f---- b---!)

-5.What do witches ask for at hotels?
(B---- service!)

-6.Where does Dracula keep his money?
(In a b---- b---!)

-7.How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
(With a p------ p----!)

-8.Why didn't the zombie go to school?
(He felt r-----!)

-9.Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
(Because he only had one p----!)

10.Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
(Because there are so many plots there!)

lol








Posted By: Haroula

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 07:41 AM

1.wrapped up lol
Good morning happydance wave
Posted By: curly

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 08:58 AM

Hi Haroula, good one.
Posted By: bermag45

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 09:58 AM

2. Ghoulie - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 10:31 AM

3. Boojamas!
Posted By: curly

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 11:28 AM

Good one Bernie. Close enough Gerry, I have boo jeans.
Posted By: GBC

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 11:48 AM

4. first bite

Morning curly, razz
Posted By: curly

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 12:09 PM

Good one. Hi Gail. zombie
Posted By: Cue

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 12:13 PM

7. with a pumpkin patch lol Morning Curly
Posted By: michele rose

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 12:24 PM

6. blood bank lol
Posted By: Redz

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 12:26 PM

9. He only had one pupil scared
Posted By: Flo NS

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 12:44 PM

5. broom service
Posted By: curly

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 01:47 PM

Good ones.
Posted By: Jema

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 01:47 PM

Good Morning, curly cat

8. rotten zombie
Posted By: curly

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/30/13 01:51 PM

Hi Jema. Good answer.
Posted By: curly

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) - 10/31/13 07:20 AM

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