Halloween jokes

-1. What was the witch's favorite subject in school? (S)
-2. What do you call a skeleton who won't work? (LB)
-3. What group game is a favorite of ghosts? (HAS)
-4. Why are there fences around cemeteries? (BPADTGI)
-5. Why are vampires like false teeth? (TCOAN)
-6. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they are angry? (TATFOTH)
-7. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? (HWR)
-8. How do canine scavengers in Africa find their way in the dark? (TUJL)
-9. Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank? (HWCDOTJ)
-10. Why do male ghosts have so much trouble dating? (WCSRTT)

1.Spelling

9. He was caught drinking on the job.

2. lazy bones

Great answers!

5. They come out at night.(lol)

Your jokes are better than mine!

They're all good, curly!

10. women can see right through them

Exactly!

6. They're afraid they'll fly off the handle.

Of course!

4. because people are dying to get in

margo

Sad but true.

7. he was repossessed

Love that one!

3. Hide abd Seek

8. they use jackal lanterns

Good answers! I had "hide and shriek" for #3, but both work.