Jokes.

-1.Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a f----

-2.It was so cold . . .we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two
c-----

-3A.It was so cold I saw a dog stuck to a f--- h------

-3B.It was so cold . . .when we milked the cows, we got i-- c----!

-4.it was so cold people with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for the e------- c----!

-5.It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their o-- p------!

-6.It was so cold Richard Simmons started wearing p----!

-7.It was so cold the Polar Bears were buying f-- c----!

-8. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the w------ d---

9. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last p----c of the season.

-10. 20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Massachusetts close the w------.

1. flake
Good morning

Morning Haroula. Nice one.

3.(A) Fire hydrant - Hi Curly, two number threes

Bernie

2. cords (5 letters not 6 curly)?

Oops. Thanks Bernie.

Gerry, not my answer. These are jokes. You are very close though.

3B. ice cream

Morning curly,

5. own pockets Morning Curly

Hi Gail. Good one. Thanks Cue.

4. electric chair

Thanks michele.

8 - windows down

7. fur coats

6. pants

Good Morning, curly

10. windows


curly, I think Cue got #5 (posted after Gail's to 3B).

Good ones. Thanks Jema.

2. chords

Thanks Marian.

9. picnic

Thanks Sondi.

OOPS! I missed spelled!!!

It happens to me also Gerry. Have a nice weekend.

You to curly!