Jokes.

Posted by: curly

Jokes. - 01/30/14 02:37 AM

-1.Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a f----

-2.It was so cold . . .we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two
c-----

-3A.It was so cold I saw a dog stuck to a f--- h------

-3B.It was so cold . . .when we milked the cows, we got i-- c----!

-4.it was so cold people with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for the e------- c----!

-5.It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their o-- p------!

-6.It was so cold Richard Simmons started wearing p----!

-7.It was so cold the Polar Bears were buying f-- c----!

-8. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the w------ d---

9. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last p----c of the season.

-10. 20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Massachusetts close the w------.

lol

Posted by: Haroula

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 02:44 AM

1. flake lol wave
Good morning happydance
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 04:03 AM

Morning Haroula. Nice one.
Posted by: bermag45

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 04:10 AM

3.(A) Fire hydrant - Hi Curly, two number threes wave thumbsup

Bernie monky
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 04:38 AM

2. cords (5 letters not 6 curly)? headscratch
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 06:25 AM

Oops. Thanks Bernie.

Gerry, not my answer. These are jokes. You are very close though.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 06:56 AM

3B. ice cream

Morning curly, kissy
Posted by: Cue

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 07:08 AM

5. own pockets lol Morning Curly
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 07:10 AM

Hi Gail. Good one. Thanks Cue.
Posted by: michele rose

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 07:23 AM

4. electric chair lol
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 08:05 AM

Thanks michele.
Posted by: OrleansBelle

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 08:23 AM

8 - windows down
Posted by: manxman

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 08:30 AM

7. fur coats wave
Posted by: Redz

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 08:36 AM

6. pants grin wave
Posted by: Jema

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 09:32 AM

Good Morning, curly wave

10. windows


curly, I think Cue got #5 (posted after Gail's to 3B).
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 10:08 AM

Good ones. Thanks Jema.
Posted by: Marian

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 11:42 AM

2. chords smile
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 12:06 PM

Thanks Marian.
Posted by: Sondi

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 12:25 PM

9. picnic grin

wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 01/30/14 01:14 PM

Thanks Sondi.
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Jokes. - 02/01/14 05:50 AM

blush crazy OOPS! I missed spelled!!! crazy blush
Posted by: curly

Re: Jokes. - 02/01/14 06:19 AM

It happens to me also Gerry. Have a nice weekend.
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Jokes. - 02/02/14 05:02 AM

kittyYou to curly! kitty