Posted By: Urban Worrier
Tom 's Tuesday Teb - 02/18/14 07:20 PM
More Tom Swifties. (For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
ยท
-1. "I'll grant you three wishes," said Tom g-------.
-2. "My former wife is cute," said Tom e-------.
-3. "I just swallowed a fishing lure," said Tom with b----- b-----.
-4. "I'm trying to get some air circulating up here in the loft," said Tom f----------.
-5. "This is the most common programming language used on micros," said Tom b--------.
-6. "This game bird tastes foul," Tom g------.
-7. "This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn," said Tom s-----.
-8. "I'm on social security," said Tom d--------.
-9. "I invested in a hi-tech startup," Tom v-------.
-10 "My previous girlfriend is doing movie sound effects work," said Tom, e-----------.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
ยท-1. "I'll grant you three wishes," said Tom g-------.
-2. "My former wife is cute," said Tom e-------.
-3. "I just swallowed a fishing lure," said Tom with b----- b-----.
-4. "I'm trying to get some air circulating up here in the loft," said Tom f----------.
-5. "This is the most common programming language used on micros," said Tom b--------.
-6. "This game bird tastes foul," Tom g------.
-7. "This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn," said Tom s-----.
-8. "I'm on social security," said Tom d--------.
-9. "I invested in a hi-tech startup," Tom v-------.
-10 "My previous girlfriend is doing movie sound effects work," said Tom, e-----------.
