Posted By: curly
Jokes. - 05/28/14 07:27 AM
-1.What do you call four spanish-speaking men standing in quicksand? ... Q----- c----.
-2.What do you call a guy on a barbecue grille? ... F----.
-3.How about his girlfriend? P----.
-4.What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? ... E-----.
-5.Receptionist at the incontinence hot line: "c-- y-- h---?”
-6.Did you hear about the girl named ALLISON who got a new boyfriend who was a tractor dealer? She sent her old boyfriend a J--- D---- letter. He may have a C--- against her for desertion.
7.Is a pirate ship a t------t?
-8.Did you hear about the dyslexic Satan worshipper? ... He sold his soul to S----.
-9.Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? ... Because it is too c--- o------.
-10.One Pirate to another, "do you want to come to the corn roast?” "How much?” "A b--- an e--.”
-2.What do you call a guy on a barbecue grille? ... F----.
-3.How about his girlfriend? P----.
-4.What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? ... E-----.
-5.Receptionist at the incontinence hot line: "c-- y-- h---?”
-6.Did you hear about the girl named ALLISON who got a new boyfriend who was a tractor dealer? She sent her old boyfriend a J--- D---- letter. He may have a C--- against her for desertion.
7.Is a pirate ship a t------t?
-8.Did you hear about the dyslexic Satan worshipper? ... He sold his soul to S----.
-9.Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? ... Because it is too c--- o------.
-10.One Pirate to another, "do you want to come to the corn roast?” "How much?” "A b--- an e--.”
