Jokes.

(I really like the last one)

-1.Q: What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage?
A: To the ----, to the ----, to the ---- ---- ----.

-2.Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a c---- g------.

3. Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: S---- with me and we will go p-----!

-4. Q: What do you call a dentist in the army? A: A d---- s-------

-5. Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? A: F---- lights!

-6. Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

-7. Q: What do you call a magician on a plane? A: A f----- s-------!

-8. Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: He wanted to get to the b-----.

-9. Q: Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? A: It was quite an o-- d---.

-10. Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? A: U----- T---

2. Clean getaway Good morning Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie, good one.

8. bottom
Morning curly!

Good Morning, curly

10. Urgent Tina


I was torn between this and #7, cause I like 'em both.

7. a flying sorcerer.

5. flood

Morning curly,

Morning. Good 1's

4. drill sargeant

1 - to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump

Good ones.

3. stick with me and we will go postal

9. oar deal Morning Curly

Hi Cue, good one.

Joan, your last word is wrong.

6. crack plaster

Thanks mxm.

3. stick with me and we will go places

Thanks Marian.