Posted By: curly
Jokes. - 07/04/14 07:17 AM
-1.What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a h--- p---.
-2.I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can ---- whenever I want.
-3.The law student declined going to the tavern with his friends so he could p--- the b--.
-4.I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to s--- g---- to those places.
-5. "I s---- c--------," said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
-6.I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. N---- a----.
-7.I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm c---- n--.
8.How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? T-------s
9.Q: How do spiders communicate? Through the W---- W--- W--.
-10.I'm so ------ my mother calls me son.
-2.I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can ---- whenever I want.
-3.The law student declined going to the tavern with his friends so he could p--- the b--.
-4.I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to s--- g---- to those places.
-5. "I s---- c--------," said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
-6.I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. N---- a----.
-7.I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm c---- n--.
8.How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? T-------s
9.Q: How do spiders communicate? Through the W---- W--- W--.
-10.I'm so ------ my mother calls me son.
