Posted By: Urban Worrier
Tom's Tuesday Ten - 07/22/14 05:15 PM
More Tom Swifties.(For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
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-1. “Thank you for stoking up the fire," said Tom g---------.
-2. "l can explain the difference between a helicopter and other aircraft," said Tom k--------.
-3. "It fell apart in my hands," Tom r-------.
-4. "Let's play musical chairs," said Tom d----------.
-5. "I might want to go camping," Tom said t----------.
-6. "You lamb!" said Tom s---------.
-7. "Happy 4th of July!" said Tom i------------.
-8. "We'll kill him," was Tom's e-------- d-------.
-9. "Help - I used a metal spatula on the Teflon" Tom p-------.
-10. “I'll smoke wherever I like,” Tom f----.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
· -1. “Thank you for stoking up the fire," said Tom g---------.
-2. "l can explain the difference between a helicopter and other aircraft," said Tom k--------.
-3. "It fell apart in my hands," Tom r-------.
-4. "Let's play musical chairs," said Tom d----------.
-5. "I might want to go camping," Tom said t----------.
-6. "You lamb!" said Tom s---------.
-7. "Happy 4th of July!" said Tom i------------.
-8. "We'll kill him," was Tom's e-------- d-------.
-9. "Help - I used a metal spatula on the Teflon" Tom p-------.
-10. “I'll smoke wherever I like,” Tom f----.
