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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, zookeeper!

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Elton John tries the mustache transplant first, before risking the full head-of-hair job.

Looks like a young Dr. Phil.

For the next Star Wars movie.. I have to be prepared for my audition.

The Ultimate Hollywood Stars Guide...Steve Starrs!

People were shocked when Stash flunked his drug test.

Simon Lagree discovers Reality TV.

When Chet accidentally stuck his finger into a live light socket, he invented Dancing with the Stars.

The real meaning of "seeing stars"

A modern, star-crossed lover.

With this guy around, who needs a horoscope?

He's smiling because he realizes no one has noticed how bald he is.

Oh the stars
Are on my face

My stash of stars
Upon my lip

Minstrels far
Who sing of stars

Your nightly march
A glittering arch

Stars up in space
Are all in place

Oh the stars
Are on my face

A few more hours left. I'll decide on a winner this evening.

I can't believe I forgot to do this last night! Sorry! Great entries, a tough choice. So here goes....

The winner is...Doc Paul



"He's smiling because he realizes no one has noticed how bald he is."

I thought it was dry and to the point. Congrats Doc!

Congratulations Doc Paul!

Nice one Doc.

Yes!

Congrats Paul

Congratulations to DocPaul on his 29th trophy!

wow! Thanks. I forgot to check to see who won this one. Thanks. I think it's fitting to dedicate this victory and all of them, for all of us, to the memory of Robin Williams. thanks again

Congrats Doc