Posted By: Urban Worrier
Tom's Tuesday Ten - 08/05/14 05:33 PM
More Tom Swifties.(For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
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... and any new ones you know of, I'd be grateful to have them. The river's beginning to run a bit low.
-1. "We're forming a co-operative," said Tom and Mrs Swifty c-----------.
-2. "I have to fix all the problems around the house," Tom m---------.
-3. "Now I've gone digital, I have no use for film," said Tom n---------.
-4. "I joined Mensa," said Tom i------------.
-5. "I've spent my whole life drilling for oil," said Tom b-------.
-6. "Why shouldn't I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?" Tom b-------.
-7. "Making that iron fence really ornate cost an absolute fortune," said Tom, o----------.
-8. "Who was Pope before John Paul I?" Tom asked p------.
-9. "Eins, zwei, drei, funf" counted Tom f---------.
-10. "May I leave the room?" asked Tom, h-----------.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
ยท ... and any new ones you know of, I'd be grateful to have them. The river's beginning to run a bit low.
-1. "We're forming a co-operative," said Tom and Mrs Swifty c-----------.
-2. "I have to fix all the problems around the house," Tom m---------.
-3. "Now I've gone digital, I have no use for film," said Tom n---------.
-4. "I joined Mensa," said Tom i------------.
-5. "I've spent my whole life drilling for oil," said Tom b-------.
-6. "Why shouldn't I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?" Tom b-------.
-7. "Making that iron fence really ornate cost an absolute fortune," said Tom, o----------.
-8. "Who was Pope before John Paul I?" Tom asked p------.
-9. "Eins, zwei, drei, funf" counted Tom f---------.
-10. "May I leave the room?" asked Tom, h-----------.
