Cryptograms

I think some of these are quite tough. Hints in a coupla days if needed...

-1. CDR ICSWB ICYWCI, NDRF CDR JWSEI ICYWC JWSEEGFO
NDRF CDR JWSEI ICSE JWSEEGFO CDRF CDR ICSWB ICYWCI ICSEEGFO. ~JW. IRVII.

-2. MZY XFJ XBEYN YJ MV GJKVYJIO YFV XVBYFVK? HY HN MBO VEJZPF XFVE HY DJQVN, XHYFJZY JZK FBRHEP YFV QHNVKU JG AEJXHEP BMJZY HY MVGJKVFBEO. ~LVKJQV A. LVKJQV.

-3. PA OWQOKJ LOPDJ CD ABDAJ. LOPDJACLIJ QPWW ALOTBW AVCSJODYJ CH IPWBJ, OZOPDJA XLBTOPWPDZ QPDYJ HCL AVB CXXCLASDPAK AC LOPD CD O ABDA. ~YOTB ROLLK.

-4. TP AOF NOTXTXL TX PKZ FROCC, RJEXPOTXJEF MJEXPNI JH CCORZQJF. TP AOF OCAOIF NOTXTXL TX CCORZQJF. NOTX AOF PKZ MJEXPNI'F ROTX ZBVJNP. TP KOQ NOTX RTXZF. ~PZNNI VNOPMKZPP, FJEC REFTM

-5. PK P'Y UL GBJ EUZWTJ CLO XPVBGLPLV TGCWGT, P VJG PLTPOJ KCTG. PK VUO ICLGT GU NXCA GBWUZVB, XJG BPY. ~QUQ BUNJ.

-6. XFMV XHCW HTZJX TQU RWQMR QB XFM KMRXMEB JBQXMY RXHXMR, HBY XFMV GHV QBYMMY FHNM XFMG, TJX VZJ FHNM BMNME RMMB RJDF CZIXV DCZJYR, RJDF XZKMEQBU HBNQCR, HR QB QZKH QB AJCV. ~TQCC TEVRZB, XFM CQIM HBY XQGMR ZI XFM XFJBYMETZCX WQY.

-7. QP NYVSG AJ ARGW RYJG Y EGYARGT NRYPPGS - 24 RQLTZ QX EGYARGT. EG RYM ZQIGARDPC SDHG ARYA ERGTG D CTGE LK. EG NYSSGM DA Y EDPMQE. ~MYP ZKGPNGT.

-8. D LZGJPX GI BCSN OHZA GI D SHCZX DT THQYN XGUHYG, ECY ICBBPQ CL YNPQP DI LQPYYJ INHQY. DY CICGZZJ AGZZI HT YCPIXGJ. ~BDUP BHQZPJ.

-9. HVR QRKLZWX HKMXUYOR YCH HMKRW CD IXKL IRXHVRK. MH LCARW HC XOXJSX. UCI JXUHX TOXZJ MJ LMJJMUY. ~JHRARU IKMYVH.

-10. OSLXL NT PQ DLIOSLX NP BIYYT. ~FSIXYLT GIWOLX, OSL VLITO QV YQAL.

5. If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. ~Bob Hope

10. There is no weather in malls. ~Charles Baxter, The Feast of Love.

Very good, guys. I'm impressed!

1. The storm starts when the drops start dropping.
When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping. ~ Dr. Seuss

I may make that my new signature.

Yes, Jema!

It doesn't have the snappiness of your current one, Pandora...

8. I played as much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday. ~Mike Morley

2. But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand. ~ Jerome K. Jerome

Good calls, gents!

6. They talk about big skies in the western United States, and they may indeed have them, but you have never seen such lofty clouds, such towering anvils, as in Iowa in July. ~ Bill Bryson, The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid

4. It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country's main export. It had rain mines. ~Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

Good solves, the pair pf you!

My favourite, favourite author, Cue...

3. It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. ~ Dave Barry

9. The Bermuda Triangle got tire of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. ~Steven Wright

I like both of them!

7. On cable TV they have a weather channel – 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. ~ Dan Spencer

Yes, Jema!